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So I just started seeing this girl recently.
Thurs night she was to come over. This girl seems way into me (can you blame her?) and I felt my chances of sex with her, or at least getting some head was really good.
Operation "Get Sex in 2006" was in full effect for me. I shaved little Jimmy, cleaned my house, and loaded up on some Cialis just in case I had to wear a rubber.
She comes over kocks on the door. I yell "Come in" from the couch as I lay naked legs spread eagle on the coffee table in plain view. (ok so I made that part up). Anyways long story short, she had something come up and had to go out and set her friend up with a guy she works with.
She kept apologizing but wanted me to come with her. I went, it was okay, blah blah blah.
No sex for aap.
So I go to the gym the next day and decide to ride the stationary bike. I forgot my water bottle, so I get on a bike near the water fountain. I begin pedaling and man does the friction of my shorts feel good as I am moving my legs. I sprout wood instantly thanks to the cialis.
After about 10 minutes I get thristy but I still have a raging boner so I can't get up to get a drink. I start focusing on the tv (purposely Men's Olympic Figure Skating but that only made it worse) in hopes it will go away. Everytime it went somewhat flacid some hot slut in skimpy attire would walk in view.
I ended up riding that bike for an hour before I could finally leave.
Thurs night she was to come over. This girl seems way into me (can you blame her?) and I felt my chances of sex with her, or at least getting some head was really good.
Operation "Get Sex in 2006" was in full effect for me. I shaved little Jimmy, cleaned my house, and loaded up on some Cialis just in case I had to wear a rubber.
She comes over kocks on the door. I yell "Come in" from the couch as I lay naked legs spread eagle on the coffee table in plain view. (ok so I made that part up). Anyways long story short, she had something come up and had to go out and set her friend up with a guy she works with.
She kept apologizing but wanted me to come with her. I went, it was okay, blah blah blah.
No sex for aap.
So I go to the gym the next day and decide to ride the stationary bike. I forgot my water bottle, so I get on a bike near the water fountain. I begin pedaling and man does the friction of my shorts feel good as I am moving my legs. I sprout wood instantly thanks to the cialis.
After about 10 minutes I get thristy but I still have a raging boner so I can't get up to get a drink. I start focusing on the tv (purposely Men's Olympic Figure Skating but that only made it worse) in hopes it will go away. Everytime it went somewhat flacid some hot slut in skimpy attire would walk in view.
I ended up riding that bike for an hour before I could finally leave.
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