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bigschweeler
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my first in a long time.
I haven't smoked for a couple weeks after taking a month off to detox. So I get up this morning and use this product called Naturally Clean that has you drinking 16 oz. of water every half hour for three hours. After that you should immediately go take the test as you're good for two hours.
So I take my final piss before leaving the house and drive 30 minutes to the testing facility. So I get there and I can already tell it's going to be bad. I have that building feeling and I'm starting to worry that if I don't get in there right away there could be an accident.
Well I get there and have to wait 30 minutes to take the test. The whole time is pure suffering and agony. I'm at the point that I'm making camels jealous with all the damn water I'm holding. So I finally get in there and she's like if you can't fill the cup to this point you'll have to wait an hour. I'm like I don't think that'll be a problem as I could probably fill up all of the containers in the cupboard plus a couple boxes full in storage.
So I get in there and at first it's like I can't even pee. I'm finally getting to unload and I have to fight against the last 30 minutes of wanting to pee my pants right then and there.
Finally the stream comes and life is good...roses in fact. It was that good. Let's say I put Austin Powers to shame. I find out Monday if I passed. God hope so.
I haven't smoked for a couple weeks after taking a month off to detox. So I get up this morning and use this product called Naturally Clean that has you drinking 16 oz. of water every half hour for three hours. After that you should immediately go take the test as you're good for two hours.
So I take my final piss before leaving the house and drive 30 minutes to the testing facility. So I get there and I can already tell it's going to be bad. I have that building feeling and I'm starting to worry that if I don't get in there right away there could be an accident.
Well I get there and have to wait 30 minutes to take the test. The whole time is pure suffering and agony. I'm at the point that I'm making camels jealous with all the damn water I'm holding. So I finally get in there and she's like if you can't fill the cup to this point you'll have to wait an hour. I'm like I don't think that'll be a problem as I could probably fill up all of the containers in the cupboard plus a couple boxes full in storage.
So I get in there and at first it's like I can't even pee. I'm finally getting to unload and I have to fight against the last 30 minutes of wanting to pee my pants right then and there.
Finally the stream comes and life is good...roses in fact. It was that good. Let's say I put Austin Powers to shame. I find out Monday if I passed. God hope so.
