I just took a LAXATIVE.

[frorider6]

Time is 0755 (Mountain Time) and I just finished a 10 FL OZ bottle of Magnesium Citrate Oral Solution (lemon flavored). It's a saline laxative. It tasted like salty Sprite. I've been feeling a little bloated in my stomach so I'm hoping this wrings me out like a wet towel.

I took it here at work for 2 reasons:
1) What else do I have to do?
2) The toilets here are MUCH better than the one at my house.


I will keep everyone updated as events unfold.

 

[The Shadow]

Lets us know how it comes out

 

[WODIN]

I see you weeping in the corner of the restroom praying that your sphincter doesn't have to shoot out anything else.

I predict this will happen about 2:45 CMT.

 

[havoc]

Man, that stuff usually works very fast, good luck, hope everything comes out ok. peace

 

[frorider6]

Update 0808 MT

Round 1 - Probably due to normal bowel functions.

 

[JLo]

2) The toilets here are MUCH better than the one at my house.

Where's "here" ?? You're not going to do that at WORK are you?!

 

[frorider6]

Re: Re: I just took a LAXATIVE.

Where's "here" ?? You're not going to do that at WORK are you?!

HELL YES!!!!!!!

 

[beastboy]

Does the movie "Dumb and Dumber" ring a bell?

 

[ladymacbeth]

Re: Re: Re: I just took a LAXATIVE.

HELL YES!!!!!!!

Do you work across from the statehouse in downtown columbus? I'm leaving right now. We only have one restroom on our floor.

 

[beastboy]

You haven't done nothing until you've drank a gallon of "Go-Lightly ) This is the stuff they give you before you go for a colonoscopy, which I had about 3 years ago.

You start out with one or two solid poops. Then you have 4 or 5 liquidy diarrhea type poops and then about 50 poops where it sounds like your taking your first pee of the day.

Outrageous stuff.

Come on...we all know you took that stuff to make room for "other things"....

 

[frorider6]

I hope I find that Hot Wheels car I swallowed when I was 10.

 

[JLo]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I just took a LAXATIVE.

Do you work across from the statehouse in downtown columbus? I'm leaving right now. We only have one restroom on our floor.

LMAO !! That's what I'M sayin'! Sure am glad they have men and womens restrooms... (well in most cases.... )

 

[Y_lifter]

By this afternoon, I have a feeling your Ass is gonna need a huge Band-Aid from all the wiping...

 

[frorider6]

0832 - All quiet on the southern front.

 

[saint808]

Even mag citrate can take up to 12 hours to kick in. Just drink the bowel prep next time. Or put 6 tablespoons of castor il in your protein shake.

 

[WODIN]

You haven't done nothing until you've drank a gallon of "Go-Lightly ) This is the stuff they give you before you go for a colonoscopy, which I had about 3 years ago.

You start out with one or two solid poops. Then you have 4 or 5 liquidy diarrhea type poops and then about 50 poops where it sounds like your taking your first pee of the day.

Outrageous stuff.

I had one in january....I still hate my doctor! I will kill him on my next physical.

 

[frorider6]

Even mag citrate can take up to 12 hours to kick in. Just drink the bowel prep next time. Or put 6 tablespoons of castor il in your protein shake.

I sure as hell hope not!!! Today is leg day in 9 hours.

 

[HappyScrappy]

epsom salts also make for laxitives as do most surgars - some sugars are better at it than others.

my dad used to work for merck and someone saw that in the break room they ran out of sugar and they thought, well, we make all these drugs that use this sugar as a filler... so they put that out as the sugar for the day... and everyone was shitting their pants that day.
good times.

lactose, dextrose, maltose, etc etc - they are all varying degrees of intensity based on dose. I don't think glucose or fructose are as much as the others (I'm retty sure it is dextrose that is used as a filler for most of the drugs)

 

[Y_lifter]

So much for anyone wanting to work in with you on the Squat Rack bro...

 

[WODIN]

So much for anyone wanting to work in with you on the Squat Rack bro...

Don't do any deep squats!!!

 

[frorider6]

10:41 *crickets chirping*

Nothing yet.

 

[frorider6]

10:50 SUCCESS!!!!!

And boy does success stink.

 

[Y_lifter]

Well,,, It's been 20 Minutes and he's not back yet....

That must be one helluva BM...

 

[frorider6]

Well,,, It's been 20 Minutes and he's not back yet....

That must be one helluva BM...

If you look at what time I posted that, it's 8 minutes after the time I stated. I noticed the clock on my way to the bathroom and there's an 8 minute difference. That was an 8 minute BM. It came in 2 stages, but I'll omit the details.

Even though it's a large facility (4 sitdowns and 3 standups) I absolutely polluted the air. I feel really sorry for the next bastard that walks in there. Hell, I felt sorry for me when I was stuck in there!

 

[Y_lifter]

Glad you survived it.. Lets Syncronize our watches so that won't happen again.

ready 3,2,1 ... hack

Talk about your Weapon of Mass Destruction...

 

[WODIN]

I still stand by my original prediction.

 

[frorider6]

I still stand by my original prediction.

I think it's pretty well done. If so, I'm a bit dissappointed. I wanted a gut wrenching Dumb-N-Dumber type movement.

 

[crimson coal]

Man..This thread has been my first "Cliffhanger". Almost like reading a book and waiting for the next one to come out so you can see what happens...Good Stuff!

 

[JLo]

Congratulations!! Let us know if there's a PART II !!

 

[vixenbabe]

Nothing like a good shit....Kinda awakes allll the senses, huh?