i just screwed my neighbor

[biteme]

a long dry spell has been broken. I'm only getting 3 and 1/2 hours sleep now so I'll talk about it later. Nice lady. Met by coincidence.

 

[***]

is she preteen?

 

[***]

is she really a she? i just watched the maury povich show and there were some pretty hot drags on that show. i definitely would have gone out with a couple of them if i met them at a club. it makes me really think about all the girls i hooked up with in the past

 

[JDarty6173]

What no illustrated story? Shame... tisk tisk tisk... you really let us down

 

[big_bad_buff]

don't worry guys, i took a picture of them right after they got done. nothing like a cig after fat sex eh biteme



http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/1-75.htm

 

[big_bad_buff]

biteme sent me this... Preety good looking neighbor if you ask me

i might be wrong, but i thought that bearded girl/guy was his ex girl friend.

 

[biteme]

you're all just jealous. haha

 

[wonderstanding]

whatever you do, DO NOT get involved with a neighbor... they know where you live!!!

 

[Saizen]

Fuckin' A dude!!! Now, was that trailer park section 3B or 4C?

 

[Bullit]

you're all just jealous. haha

Why you so nasty?
jelus?

 

[wonderstanding]

don't get me wrong, I'm happy to hear about the end of a dry spell!! LOL!

but, getting involved with a neighbor has a big time potential to get fucked up quickly... I hope you're renting and that your lease is up shortly after anything goes wrong god forbid!

Forrest

 

[john937]

Oh my God. I know who that is.
That's "Leslie". He/She is an infamous character here in Austin.
He's one of the lead spokesperson for the homeless community here.
You see him wheeling around town on his bicycle, or pushing a shopping cart downtown dressed like that.

He ran for mayor of the city a couple of years back, and came in, I believe, about third or fourth place.

Lately it has become fashonable for rich people to let him "house sit" for them while they're out of the country on vacation.

 

[biteme]

This stranger rings my doorbell to tell me that my daughter hit her son on the ear with a stick and left a nasty red mark. She wanted to know if I knew what happened. I told her my daughter had left for the night with her mother but that I would try to find out what happened. I noticed that she wasn't wearing a ring, so I asked her if she wanted to go out and get a couple of drinks. The rest is history and now I have a fuck buddy that only lives a few houses down. Yippee.

 

[beefybull]

This stranger rings my doorbell to tell me that my daughter hit her son on the ear with a stick and left a nasty red mark. She wanted to know if I knew what happened. I told her my daughter had left for the night with her mother but that I would try to find out what happened. I noticed that she wasn't wearing a ring, so I asked her if she wanted to go out and get a couple of drinks. The rest is history and now I have a fuck buddy that only lives a few houses down. Yippee.

Good that you just posted this, I was just about to ask for details, LOL.

 

[casavant]

Way to go man. I'm working on my fourth month of poonanny deprivation.

 

[biteme]

It's all overrated. I don't feel any different. I've got that sex smell on me and I've had 2 showers. I just feel like I have to get it every now and then. But if you're not in a relationship, you're taking risks that are not worth it. (std's, pregnancy, hepatitis, aids) Whacking it is much safer.