I just returned from the liquor store..

[AAP]

Spent almost $475 on just alcohol for my Christmas party coming up. Damn, why can't these people drink wine? I have over 400 bottles of various brands in my garage. At least I may be able to get rid of some of this beer around here. My office closet is stacked with Bud, Bud Ice, Tsuntao (sp?), Rolling Rock, Corona, Laughing Skull, Smirnoff Ice, some crap called Oduls which from what I understand doesn't even have alcohol in it.

Now I just have to buy the mixes, coke, sprite, Tab (for the straights who drink Tab and rum), oj, cranberry, tonic water, ginger ale, etc.. and hire a bartender and I am good to go.

Who else is having a Xmas party this week?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Folks who drink Smirnoff Ice should be shot.

 

[Bull69]

I just had mine last weekend. I decided it will be the last. It just costs too much. The alcohol cost over $1100, and then you figure in the caterer and the car service for the drunks. I could have gone on vacation.

 

[curling]

Folks who drink Smirnoff Ice should be shot.

In the gonads actually.

 

[frorider6]

I love going to OTHER people's Christmas parties.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I just returned from the liquor store..

Drunk!

 

[casavant]

Spent almost $475 on just alcohol for my Christmas party coming up. Damn, why can't these people drink wine? I have over 400 bottles of various brands in my garage. At least I may be able to get rid of some of this beer around here. My office closet is stacked with Bud, Bud Ice, Tsuntao (sp?), Rolling Rock, Corona, Laughing Skull, Smirnoff Ice, some crap called Oduls which from what I understand doesn't even have alcohol in it.

Now I just have to buy the mixes, coke, sprite, Tab (for the straights who drink Tab and rum), oj, cranberry, tonic water, ginger ale, etc.. and hire a bartender and I am good to go.

Who else is having a Xmas party this week?

Damn, dude, I feel like I'm splurging when I buy Bud Lite instead of Red Dog. Sounds like you'll have a hell of a party. Be sure to have a camera handy, because with that much stuff on hand it's going to be one crazy motherfucker.

 

[AAP]

The money I spent was just on vodka, chevis regal, and rum.

I already have margaritas, apple-tinis, chocolate-tinis, etc...

I know that some asshole is going to want to swim and I am going to have to pass out towels as well.

On the plus side, I have two doctors coming and I will be able to write of 50% of the cost of catering and liquor on my expense report. I am going to go back and spend that money on the good shit for my bar.

 

[HumorMe]

On the plus side, I have two doctors coming and I will be able to write of 50% of the cost of catering and liquor on my expense report. I am going to go back and spend that money on the good shit for my bar.

Hell, I thought all of that was the good stuff!!!! LOL! I'm not much of a drinker so I wouldn't be able to tell the good from the bad!

 

[frorider6]

So, what time is the party starting? I want to make sure I'm fashionably late.

 

[AAP]

Stuff = Skyy vodka
good stuff - Van Gogh Vodka

Stuff = Sauza Tequila
Good Stuff = tres generations

Stuff = Absolute Vodka
Good Stuff = Ultima vodka import


Plus other stuff in really cool looking bottles.

 

[frorider6]

Can I get some Mad Dog 20/20 at this shindig or what?

 

[HumorMe]

Stuff = Skyy vodka
good stuff - Van Gogh Vodka

Stuff = Sauza Tequila
Good Stuff = tres generations

Stuff = Absolute Vodka
Good Stuff = Ultima vodka import


Plus other stuff in really cool looking bottles.

Does all of this STUFF achieve the same mental and physical state of euphoria when drunk in excess?

 

[AAP]

Does all of this STUFF achieve the same mental and physical state of euphoria when drunk in excess?

Yeahhhhh!!! But the Good Stuff comes in cool bottles that look good sitting on my bar light.

 

[AAP]

Can I get some Mad Dog 20/20 at this shindig or what?

Nawww.. I just stock Night Train.

 

[Trance]

Yeahhhhh!!! But the Good Stuff comes in cool bottles that look good sitting on my bar light.

LMAO

Thought I was the only bottle snob who would admit it.

I wish they'd put Grey Goose in a prettier bottle, because I love it, but it isn't artsy.

 

[MP5]

assplow, do you know the only food on the planet with more calories per gram than alcohol is pure fat? And you gave me shit for my abs? I don't even drink.

 

[AAP]

assplow, do you know the only food on the planet with more calories per gram than alcohol is pure fat? And you gave me shit for my abs? I don't even drink.

I don't drink either. These are all for my guests. I just buy those for my bar because they bottles are really neat and to have something when someone comes over. I can honestly say I can pour you any kind of drink that will help me get in your pants.

 

[rnch]

assplow, do you know the only food on the planet with more calories per gram than alcohol is pure fat? And you gave me shit for my abs? I don't even drink.

pehaps u should start, drew.

ever since u and may broke up u have been in a bad mood!





(j/k, dude)