I just opened my fortune cookie.

[from zero]

And there was no freaking fortune inside. Crap.

 

[WarriorPL]

Haha the other day I got three.

 

[WODIN]

That means your going to have twins. Damn shemale!

 

[jerkbox]

that's the almighty letting you know that you are fat.

 

[Code]

It means you have 3 days to live.

 

[from zero]

that's the almighty letting you know that you are fat.

I already know this bro.

 

[from zero]

And this eggroll tastes like crap.

I'm having a bad day with food.

 

[SC4EVA]

I hate when I get more than one.. Spoils the whole thing for me

 

[alien amp pharm]

I already know this bro.

Stop, it's not as fun if you play along.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Stop, it's not as fun if you play along.

Yes, do let Jerkbshit without agreeing...mo betta that way.

 

[WhatNot51]

7 days..

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

that's because you opened it before finishing your meal.

 

[PHATchik]

I hate getting one that is not even a fortune. Whatever happened to one that says "You will make a remarkable discovery" or something like that? The one I got the other night said, "That special someone loves to see the light in your eyes." That's not promising me a damn thing!

 

[the nature boy]

And there was no freaking fortune inside. Crap.

I know what it would have said. Care to take a guess?

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

I hate getting one that is not even a fortune. Whatever happened to one that says "You will make a remarkable discovery" or something like that? The one I got the other night said, "That special someone loves to see the light in your eyes." That's not promising me a damn thing!

i once got: "Your love of gardening will bring new meaning to your life."

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Nathan borrowed it to wipe his ass.

 

[Lee]

i wish i took the picture of the one i got a few months back, it said "The next 3 days are undecided, but after that, its grim."

 

[Lumberg]

It was just invisible. It said you were going to get a prank call soon.

 

[PHATchik]

i once got: "Your love of gardening will bring new meaning to your life."

Lol. That's the kind I will probably get next time.