I just killed a Co-Worker

[Y_lifter]

With a Severely Huge and thick Protein Fart !

 

[Big Buck]

Atomic Protein Cloud farts are the best!!!

 

[polarpixie]

Just one? Amateur.

 

[casavant]

That's fun to do. I have a desk fan that blows air directly across me and toward the spot where patrons have to stand to check out books. Once in a while, there's nothing like a passive-aggressive stink bomb to cheer you up. Hehehehe

 

[Y_lifter]

Actually I don't care for this person so I walked over to his Office and asked a question and then dropped the Bomb.

Exit stage left.. and then I hear this AHHH DAMN ! coming across the bldg...

bwahahah

 

[casavant]

Actually I don't care for this person so I walked over to his Office and asked a question and then dropped the Bomb.

Exit stage left.. and then I hear this AHHH DAMN ! coming across the bldg...

bwahahah

I don't know what it is about it, but seldom do I laugh harder than when I totally stink someone out to the point where they're halfway pissed off.

 

[Y_lifter]

My best CLEARING THE ROOM memory was back in the I.T. Data Center days.

We were having a problem with one of the Mainframes and about 10 Techies were standing in a group in front of the consoles trying to fix it.
One of our Operators let loose with a Beer and Egg air biscuit and
they all ran to the back of the room.

No one came back up front for like 10 Min to work the problem.
All the while the Mainframe was down and no one could access it...