I Just Heard This.....

H_T_ · Jun 15, 2006

have you ever tried to catapult a cashew into your mouth by using your hard-on?

pintoca · Jun 15, 2006

sawastea in 3...2...

mrplunkey · Jun 15, 2006

HumanTarget said:
have you ever tried to catapult a cashew into your mouth by using your hard-on?

I can't. It just flips it over my head and my dick slams into my nose

H_T_ · Jun 15, 2006

pintoca said:
sawastea in 3...2...

you tellin' me you haven't? neither have i, but i'm going to buy some cashews right now.....

WarriorPL · Jun 15, 2006

Cashews? no.

M&M's yes.

Phenom78 · Jun 15, 2006

mrplunkey said:
I can't. It just flips it over my head and my dick slams into my nose

ahahahahah

hamstershaver · Jun 15, 2006

one cashew would dwarf my penis

Lestat · Jun 15, 2006

Mr. dB · Jun 15, 2006

(1) I don't like cashews.
(2) I'm not going to eat anything that's been on my penis.

hanselthecaretaker · Jun 15, 2006

HumanTarget said:
have you ever tried to catapult a cashew into your mouth by using your hard-on?

A new dick trick sure to impress the ladies.

BigRupe · Jun 15, 2006

HumanTarget said:
have you ever tried to catapult a cashew into your mouth by using your hard-on?

You could lose an eye doing that

BigRupe · Jun 15, 2006

Mr. dB said:
(2) I'm not going to eat anything that's been on my penis.

Does that include any female friends??

Mr. dB · Jun 16, 2006

BigRupe said:
Does that include any female friends??

One generally eats that before it's been on one's dick, that's why they call it "foreplay".