I Just Gotta Ask

[musclemom]

Any particular reason why no women have been awarded Chairman Status yet? And yes, I do realize there's a SUBSTANTIALLY higher male:female ratio on the board and NO, I'm not fishing (WTF would I do with it, seriously?) Just wondering, that's all ...

 

[HumorMe]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ is all it takes.

 

[hotzie]

same reason there hasnt been a female president

 

[foxxie]

you dont get promoted but you pay yourself to get promoted!


and

There has been a female president, just not here in U.S

 

[biteme]

As the great King Solomon once said, "I have traveled the world over, I have found 1 man out of a thousand to be wise, but I have never met a wise woman." Just kidding, those were his words not mine. I dont know, but I know a handful of nutjobs here.

 

[StickFigure]

Any particular reason why no women have been awarded Chairman Status yet? And yes, I do realize there's a SUBSTANTIALLY higher male:female ratio on the board and NO, I'm not fishing (WTF would I do with it, seriously?) Just wondering, that's all ...

Because it's a MAN'S job!

 

[HiDnGoD]

No women are stupid enough to pay that kind of money for estatus.
Sorry G.S., but I understand, whatever the market will bear.

 

[Bikini Mod]

No women are stupid enough to pay that kind of money for estatus.
Sorry G.S., but I understand, whatever the market will bear.

LMFAO!!!

Yea - guys are REAL wise!!!!

 

[HiDnGoD]

LMFAO!!!

Yea - guys are REAL wise!!!!

As wise as women, per capita. Just with different specialties.

 

[OMEGA]

if I women has used here gifts for others and not over others she can be more beutiful than any man could ever be

 

[musclemom]

if I women has used here gifts for others and not over others she can be more beutiful than any man could ever be

Any possible chance you could run that through BabelFish again and get a clearer translation???

 

[Bikini Mod]

As wise as women, per capita. Just with different specialties.

Just echoing your sentiments my brother.

 

[OMEGA]

Any possible chance you could run that through BabelFish again and get a clearer translation???

humans should not use their meager abilities to use or influence others for their own futile ends.......

a women actualized to full potential is one of the most beutiful beings

a women that has chosen wrong is vile

 

[musclemom]

human should not use their meager abilities to use or influence others for their own futile ends.......

a women actualized to full potential is one of the most beutiful beings

a women that has chosen wrong is vile

Somehow I have the inclination that I've been insulted hmm.

Oh what the hell, I'll bite, tell me oh great one, pray what is a "woman actualized to her full potential?"

As you type this, bear in mind I'm checking your profile with the strong suspicion that I'm old enough to be your mother ...

 

[awittyusername]

It's called Chairman of the Board....Not Chairman of the Kitchen

 

[OMEGA]

Somehow I have the inclination that I've been insulted hmm.

..

There is no reason for what I said to resonate with you unless it somehow applies to you. If so, question why this is so

 

[StickFigure]

It's called Chairman of the Board....Not Chairman of the Kitchen

OHHHHH SNAP!!!

 

[musclemom]

It's called Chairman of the Board....Not Chairman of the Kitchen

Funny, women are considered the cooks yet "chefs" are always men, go figure

Be that as it may, I'll have you know I'm one HELL of a cook, I can grill the shit out of chicken and steak and I know how to make salmon so it doesn't come out dry

 

[awittyusername]

OHHHHH SNAP!!!

Or Chairman of the Attention Whores

 

[wootoom]

fuck here we go

 

[Sanel27]

fuck here we go

My sentiments exactly........

 

[HumorMe]

It's called Chairman of the Board....Not Chairman of the Kitchen

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink and stove.

 

[tiger88]

its a man world

women just live in it

 

[musclemom]

There is no reason for what I said to resonate with you unless it somehow applies to you. If so, question why this is so

Let's try this Omega.

You're so full of shit that a crate of Ex-Lax wouldn't clear your colon

Also, you've probably never had:

1. A blow job you didn't pay for.
2. Sex with a woman you didn't download.
3. A meaningful relationship with another human being.

You clearly suffer from some seriously WHACK delusions. WTF your problem is, I dunno, but you're clearly nuts and I've had enough of nuts men in my life.

Resonate, jesus please us! And I thought I was a dingbat for new age horse manure. Chant over crystal too, don't you?

 

[awittyusername]

fuck here we go

How about we make daisy...Chairman of Keeping Woot's Balls in her Purse

 

[wootoom]

Or Chairman of the Attention Whores

hahaahahahahah

 

[HumorMe]

Let's try this Omega.

You're so full of shit that a crate of Ex-Lax wouldn't clear your colon

Also, you've probably never had:

1. A blow job you didn't pay for.
2. Sex with a woman you didn't download.
3. A meaningful relationship with another human being.

You clearly suffer from some seriously WHACK delusions. WTF your problem is, I dunno, but you're clearly nuts and I've had enough of nuts men in my life.

Resonate, jesus please us! And I thought I was a dingbat for new age horse manure. Chant over crystal too, don't you?

 

[OMEGA]

There is no reason for what I said to resonate with you unless it somehow applies to you. If so, question why this is so

>^^ that same applies

question why you feel breached by Truth

 

[musclemom]

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink and stove.

Oh humor, I expected better of you!

BTW, what size do YOU wear, dear? You see, because at 5'9" I wear a woman's size 10.5 or 11 which translates into about a mans 8.5 or 9

 

[HumorMe]

Oh humor, I expected better of you!

BTW, what size do YOU wear, dear? You see, because at 5'9" I wear a woman's size 10.5 or 11 which translates into about a mans 8.5 or 9

13

Get yo ass back in the kitchen.

 

[tiger88]

Oh humor, I expected better of you!

BTW, what size do YOU wear, dear? You see, because at 5'9" I wear a woman's size 10.5 or 11 which translates into

NASTY FUCKING FEET

chics with big feet = fucking nasty toes etc and plus chics with that big of feet usually wear ugly ass shoes/heels etc

 

[musclemom]

Oh humor, I expected better of you!

BTW, what size do YOU wear, dear? You see, because at 5'9" I wear a woman's size 10.5 or 11 which translates into

NASTY FUCKING FEET

chics with big feet = fucking nasty toes etc and plus chics with that big of feet usually wear ugly ass shoes/heels etc

Dumbass, I'm 5'9" WTF size should my feet be?! Dink.

Go play with your drugs, burnout.

 

[musclemom]

13

Get yo ass back in the kitchen.

So that would make you AT LEAST 6'1" ...

You'd be very lucky if I cooked for you, but probably very bored, LOTS of brown rice, chicken breasts, broccoli and yams

 

[awittyusername]

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink and stove.

What about...Chairman of the MiniVans???

 

[wootoom]

chairman of the mops

 

[musclemom]

13

Get yo ass back in the kitchen.

OH, and between me and a couple of other female friends we took a poll ... you know the foot to penis length urban legend thing???

Yeah, uh, it ain't accurate



j/k hun, you know I love you

 

[HumorMe]

So that would make you AT LEAST 6'1" ...

You'd be very lucky if I cooked for you, but probably very bored, LOTS of brown rice, chicken breasts, broccoli and yams

Yes to both of those.

 

[awittyusername]

chairman of the mops

LOLOLL

Chairman of the SuperMarket

 

[wootoom]

LOLOLL

Chairman of the SuperMarket

sweep somethin up for me lolol

 

[HumorMe]

OH, and between me and a couple of other female friends we took a poll ... you know the foot to penis length urban legend thing???

Yeah, uh, it ain't accurate



j/k hun, you know I love you

lol....you're right...it isn't accurate.

I have a brother that is 5'9" and he got it all. I used to tell him he should be in the movies.

 

[HumorMe]

LOLOLL

Chairman of the SuperMarket

 

[awittyusername]

sweep somethin up for me lolol

Chairman of the Oprah/Dr. Phil Shows

 

[musclemom]

Hey, my original point was that it costs WOMEN the same to purchase plat as it does MEN. There are PLENTY of women Plats who have been members as long as men have, I see a level of disparity.

Laugh at me all you want, gentlemen, I never said I wanted to be COB, okay? But the fact of the matter is, there's ladies here who have invested JUST as much into this site as ANY guy, and y'all know I'm right.

 

[musclemom]

I dont think your invited anyway

Y'know something, twinkie, you may be a Chairman but you still have less K hits than me ... makes you what I consider a real "lame duck" chairman.

Go download a date.

 

[HumorMe]

Y'know something, twinkie, you may be a Chairman but you still have less K hits than me ... makes you what I consider a real "lame duck" chairman.

Go download a date.

Omega didn't quite delete that post fast enough.

 

[OMEGA]

Omega didn't quite delete that post fast enough.

Ii felt it was too harsh

 

[awittyusername]

Hey, my original point was that it costs WOMEN the same to purchase plat as it does MEN. There are PLENTY of women Plats who have been members as long as men have, I see a level of disparity.

Laugh at me all you want, gentlemen, I never said I wanted to be COB, okay? But the fact of the matter is, there's ladies here who have invested JUST as much into this site as ANY guy, and y'all know I'm right.

How about...Chairman of the Jabber

 

[musclemom]

How about...Chairman of the Jabber

Shit, babe, I dont care, I've finally created a thread that ran more than 40 posts!!!