I hear dead people ...

[PICK3]

just listened to Johnny Cash, now they're playing Ray Charles' "America"

 

[biteme]

I'll walk into any place in the world that claims to be haunted, by myself. Ain't no such thing as ghosts.

 

[Spartacus]

I see dead people
every day

 

[myway]

Lol.Funny thing is, I REALLY do.

 

[PICK3]

Lol.Funny thing is, I REALLY do.

lol ... REALLY, REALLY, funny thing is 4ever sees more.

 

[myway]

lol ... REALLY, REALLY, funny thing is 4ever sees more.

I wouldn't be so sure.Well, unless he works at a morgue.

 

[PICK3]

I wouldn't be so sure.Well, unless he works at a morgue.

newbie

 

[myway]

....or unless he is really fuggin nutz...... but that doesn't count.Imaginary doesn't count.

 

[chrs_1984]

futile

 

[Spartacus]

....or unless he is really fuggin nutz...... but that doesn't count.Imaginary doesn't count.

I'm a mortician

 

[2dagym]

I'm a mortician

So you see AND hear dead people. I hear them bodies make sounds sometimes - out of various orifices

 

[myway]

I'm a mortician

OK, LOL. I guess u do have me beat. I'm sorry.

 

[Spartacus]

I embalmed one tonight after my workout
took me 40 minutes

 

[PICK3]

I embalmed one tonight after my workout
took me 40 minutes

You got to hook that embalming appartus up to a high power pump ... you'll finish in 5 minutes.

 

[Spartacus]

You got to hook that embalming appartus up to a high power pump ... you'll finish in 5 minutes.

no I can't do that
I have to watch my rate of flow and pressure meters
I can knock 'em quick now because I'm always doing something
she had an easy mouth to fix and was otherwise straightforward
40 minutes is about as fast as it gets
in that 40 minutes I kinda cleaned the room up,mopped the floor and did laundry
I hate a messy work area
I've probably embalmed over a 1000 by now

 

[Testosterone boy]

I see dead people.

 

[PICK3]

I see dead people.

lay off the hallucinogens, orb

 

[Testosterone boy]

lay off the hallucinogens, orb

why

 

[madbomber31]

no I can't do that
I have to watch my rate of flow and pressure meters
I can knock 'em quick now because I'm always doing something
she had an easy mouth to fix and was otherwise straightforward
40 minutes is about as fast as it gets
in that 40 minutes I kinda cleaned the room up,mopped the floor and did laundry
I hate a messy work area
I've probably embalmed over a 1000 by now

FUCK THAT

 

[PICK3]

she had an easy mouth to fix

What does that mean?

Are most mouths hard to fix?

 

[myway]

no I can't do that
I have to watch my rate of flow and pressure meters
I can knock 'em quick now because I'm always doing something
she had an easy mouth to fix and was otherwise straightforward
40 minutes is about as fast as it gets
in that 40 minutes I kinda cleaned the room up,mopped the floor and did laundry
I hate a messy work area
I've probably embalmed over a 1000 by now

I've seen over a 1000 dead, 2. But I don't have to spend as much time with them as u do. Usually, I'm only with the DOA's until the police get there. The others, I intubate them, start an IV, push some drugs. If none of that works and they are still dead, we call the hospital to report the time of death and wait for the coroner to show up. That can take an hour. If what we are doing is working, we take them to the hospital. We are only with those peeps for 20minutes or less. I would hate your job. I bet it "stinks".

 

[myway]

I see dead people.

There are pills to take for that. Maybe u should go talk to someone......