i have

[stilleto]

socks that are older than sublime.

 

[hamstershaver]

and pubic hairs older than mr db

 

[stilleto]

and pubic hairs older than mr db

that implies something that is impossible.

 

[Frisky]

and pubic hairs older than mr db

Thats creepy

 

[stilleto]

martha washington has pubic hairs older than mr. db.

 

[Mr. dB]

Gee thanks for comparing me to Martha Washington's pubic hairs.

 

[Dial_tone]

The last girl I schtoinked is 24 yrs old. I'm 90% sure my high school football cleats are still in my parent's garage in which case those shoes are older than she is......okay, so all of a sudden I need a shower.

 

[eat big]

You say that to me too. Not funny, witty or cool.

 

[stilleto]

You say that to me too. Not funny, witty or cool.

I have toothbrushes older than you.

 

[eat big]

I have toothbrushes older than you.

I know you do. Hopefully you'll be able to get one with your next Social Security check.

 

[Mr. dB]

socks that are older than sublime.

Which one?

 

[stilleto]

Which one?

both socks. DUH... they come in pairs.

 

[Mr. dB]

both socks. DUH... they come in pairs.

Which Sublime, you bint!

 

[heatherrae]

Which Sublime, you bint!

rofl

 

[stilleto]

Which Sublime, you bint!

bint?
is that a bitch and a c*nt?

and DUH... sublimes come in pairs TOO.

 

[i am what i am]

I thought you were going to say I have a lovely set of cocunuts.

 

[stilleto]

Gee thanks for comparing me to Martha Washington's pubic hairs.

i'm sorry.
you probably get a bit more action than they did.

 

[velvett]

I have jeans older.

 

[Phenom78]

socks that are older than sublime.

Not to mention jokes

 

[stilleto]

Not to mention jokes

wtf? I don't have any socks older than jokes. You know how long jokes have been around???

ever hear of the POISON APPLE??

 

[Mr. dB]

bint?
is that a bitch and a c*nt?

and DUH... sublimes come in pairs TOO.

http://www.bartleby.com/61/90/B0259000.html

"ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,...
[angels sing]
...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to
carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a
mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you? Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it,
didn't you?"

 

[stilleto]

you called me a watery tart?

 

[sublime35]

Gosh Stilleto you know just the right thing to say to get a guy hard.