I have....

[PsychoSkitz]

Greg Maddux-like accuracy.

But the plastic wall at the carnival said I can only throw 62MPH. I don't believe it. I won't listen to that fucking wall or the toothless man-whore with a hook hand and anything they say.

 

[HappyScrappy]

back when I used to pitch, I was clocked at 80+ (this was in 8th grade) at a summer camp.
I went to a carnival and it said I was 90+ - them things don't get calibrated none too often I ain't thinking.
hot damn my english is kicking. must be the salsa in my lunch. or the rash on my ass.

I used to go to carnivals and head straight for the "throw baseballs at shit for prizes" - my accuracy was a bit spastic, but I could wing it.
I haven't thrown in ages though.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

hehehe....littl' bitches...I've gotten 98 mph.....granted it was a plastic bat and a wiffel ball...but that just makes my feat greater

 

[HappyScrappy]

wiffles goes all curvy