I have stretch marks all over my ass....

[juicy fruit]

This is not a joke............I dont like it one bit either....

I guess my glutes have really blown up lately....Will these things go away?

 

[Burning_Inside]

stop getting assrammed by the horsies out back..Get a tan..use some vitamin e on em', and you should be fine.

 

[juicy fruit]

fuck.

 

[KAYNE]

RUB SOME K.Y. JELLY ON IT.



KAYNE

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

your doomed

 

[KnoXville]

if they are still young you can simply use some retionic acid to grossly increase the cell turnover and reverse some of the collagen sythesis that will cause the perminent red, then white ones

 

[KAYNE]

your're doomed

 

[juicy fruit]

RUB SOME K.Y. JELLY ON IT.



KAYNE

Dont make me bitch slap you left and right, up and down all over this motherfucker

 

[KAYNE]

AFTER YOU RUB THE K.Y., GET YOUR MAN TO RUB HIS PEE PEE ON YOUR BUTT TO MESSAGE IT. THAT USUALLY GETS THE STRETCH MARKS OUT.


KAYNE