no how about i grow some dreads and wear tie die and bang on a drum and put on some of that shit that smells like pine tree ass and never shower and go to CU and act like a hippie but i drive a beamer that my mommy bought me and wear a hemp belt and .....fuck im tired nowheatherrae said:you want me to make you a tie dye t shirt?
mightymouse69 said:I just got back from Dickey Betts...good stuff.
PICK3 said:olololol @ Dickey
i will b.........i will b bathing in light sweet crude.....BIKINIMOM said:Do you smell the oil and gas ether?
jon79 said:i will b.........i will b bathing in light sweet crude.....
lol...I HATE incense. God that stuff stinks. Oh yeah, and those weird drum circles are brutal, too.jon79 said:no how about i grow some dreads and wear tie die and bang on a drum and put on some of that shit that smells like pine tree ass and never shower and go to CU and act like a hippie but i drive a beamer that my mommy bought me and wear a hemp belt and .....fuck im tired now
BIKINIMOM said:We have a special preview package that we're showing a select few fellas. Would you like us to send it out to you?
jon79 said:hell yes......
u mean by email?
i know.......i was being sarcastic......like fallin in your lab....typical stroker you know......always wants to look but never never buys.....talkin about how the have millions and could invest hundreds of thousands if the deal looked right....BIKINIMOM said:heheheeee
The next line in that script is, "Is it free? Well then yes, sure... I would LOVE to see it."
great! you are an accredited investor correct? yes..... great! by which method?.....lol nevermindBIKINIMOM said:We have a special preview package that we're showing a select few fellas. Would you like us to send it out to you?
jon79 said:great! you are an accredited investor correct? yes..... great! by which meathod?.....lol nevermind
well from time to time do you ever actually buy into any of these wells?BIKINIMOM said:Well I look at oil and gas investments from time to time, course I never buy any of 'em, all my money is in real estate. But I would still like to see your package. If it looks good enough, I'll buy.
jon79 said:well from time to time do you ever actually buy into any of these wells?
sometimes....
great! where were your last 3 wells located?
oh i got wells all over........
oooohhhhhhhh ok
bigg balla huh? tell me this what was the cost per point and working intrest on the last project? are you recieving revenue checks yet?
oh i gotta go kthxbye
lol.....
jon79 said:well from time to time do you ever actually buy into any of these wells?
sometimes....
great! where were your last 3 wells located?
oh i got wells all over........
oooohhhhhhhh ok
bigg balla huh? tell me this what was the cost per point and working intrest on the last project? are you recieving revenue checks yet?
oh i gotta go kthxbye
lol.....
yupBIKINIMOM said:GREAT NEWS!!!
We dont have the well online yet because they dropped the bit into the hole, but not to worry, the surrounding wells are doing 500 bpd. I gotta a few more units left so you better send me another 100K because this one is gonna be HYUGE! I am only calling a select few of my heavy hitters because I know that you are a serious industry player....
Yes?
Great! I will have Fedex out to ya to get the check this afternoon!
Makes me wanna puke when I think of how many times I have heard this GARBAGE from those KenLaw fuckers...
Scotsman said:How did this thread go from hating hippies to investing.
Let's get it back on track!!!
Hippies suck ass![]()
Cheers,
Scotsman
BIKINIMOM said:"I have some GREAT barnett-shale wells. Frac 'em every three days. Looks like GOOD production. We'll get ya a check soon. Send me another 200K and we'll drill twelve more wells! But you are in the next two. By the way send another 300K because we have to frac the last 12 we just drilled. Do you know a SWD? 'Cause otherwise we gotta shut this one in till we get some better pressure and a SWD to dispose of all the frac water...."
oi
BIKINIMOM said:Hippies smell.... 'course babyboomers are the ones gettin fucked. Have you ever smelled a lawngnome? Come on over, you and the Old Grump can sleep out back.
This is def NOT investor talk.... It is how NOT to get scammed and how annoying strokes are. LOL
Readers never buy and buyers never read.
Scotsman said:LOL, Don't think I've ever wanted to smell a lawn gnome!!
Cheers,
Scotsman

Smurfy said:are you at stilleto's house?
hey dont get defensive. no need to justify yourself to me.stilleto said:lol
i do shower every day. sometimes twice.
and I shave.
but i do love the wraparound skirt and the herb.
Smurfy said:hey dont get defensive. no need to justify yourself to me.
justify your love. your love. your love.

That could be your mans art project, just as soon as he is done with the pipe cleaner bowsheatherrae said:you want me to make you a tie dye t shirt?
oh rock on sister/stilleto said:
i DO feel the love. always.![]()
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what do you mean?stilleto said:god, you're so uptight dude.
relax!
jon79 said:what do you mean?
i was just playin
stop it! gosh.......stilleto said:so was I, goofball.
jon79 said:stop it! gosh.......
jon79 said:cool i am in grand junction actually=(
bro u should have seen it at the farmers market yesterday.......drums and all doing that hop around on one foot hippie dancemountain muscle said:Spun Junction?
lmao at hippies in spun junction.
jon79 said:bro u should have seen it at the farmers market yesterday.......drums and all doing that hop around on one foot hippie dance
fuck im diein
no i knowjestro said:Dood, did you mean hippy heaven? Cause hippy hell would be a place like, church, or a republican convention.
jestro said:My mind was somewhere outside the stratosphere.
i WISH i could grow some dreads........jon79 said:no how about i grow some dreads and wear tie die and bang on a drum and put on some of that shit that smells like pine tree ass and never shower and go to CU and act like a hippie but i drive a beamer that my mommy bought me and wear a hemp belt and .....fuck im tired now

i never said anything was wrong with them......Phaded said:nothing wrong with hippies they are good peeps.
yea im just a negative assholePhaded said:hippies are always happy nothing wrong with being happy all you need is love.
Phaded said:hippies are always happy nothing wrong with being happy all you need is love.
Don't forget no deodorant.....mountain muscle said:bleh hippies are always upset and protesting something or other.
Usually things like showers and shaving.
Hippies suck.

javaguru said:Don't forget no deodorant.....![]()
Hey Scotsman,Scotsman said:The only reason I ever go to boulder is to see my tattoo artist.
I fucking hate hippies
Cheers,
Scotsman
JayC9 said:Hey Scotsman,
if you're going to San Francisco
be sure to scotch tape some flowers to your head.
lol.mountain muscle said:Don't forget to kill some hippies too.
JayC9 said:lol.
Do they offended your alpha male warrior spirit?

Remove your filthy boots from my wicker throwover you dirty oil monkey.mountain muscle said:Yes they do.
and fuck yo couch nigga!![]()
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