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GenetiKing

GenetiKing

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Today I got my own tape dispenser for my desk.

The King's office is now officially complete.

(I've had my own stapler and adding machine for every bit of a year now...damn right.)

I have become the King. I am the manifestation of all that is, was, and will be be self-actualization. My place in history is secure. Immortal, to be sure.


Who wants to touch me?

I said, who wants to fucking touch me!?
 
LOL....I envy you...I don't have a tape dispenser. Not even a stapler.
 
Oooohhh....congrats GK!!! I have my own tape dispenser, adding machine, AND stapler....and I marked them all with little name labels so that people won't steal them. You're moving up in the world. ;)
 
WODIN said:
LOL....I envy you...I don't have a tape dispenser. Not even a stapler.
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It's okay, WODIN...everyone is jealous of me. *sigh* Unfortunately it's something that I've had to get used to ever since I was the first around here to get paperclips.

I own these bitches.

*GK slaps chest*
 
Now all you need is for me to come and prance around in a french maid costume with a feather duster to make your office complete :)
 
BronzedGoddess said:
Now all you need is for me to come and prance around in a french maid costume with a feather duster to make your office complete :)
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oh look, I think GenetiKing spilled some luke warm coffee on the crotch of his khakis!!

Who will I get to clean all this off me?
 
BronzedGoddess said:
Now all you need is for me to come and prance around in a french maid costume with a feather duster to make your office complete :)
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why can't I work at an office like this? I'd be at work on time for once.
 
I bet if you took a few pointers from the guy in your avatar, you'd have all the perks!
 
The Nature Boy said:


why can't I work at an office like this? I'd be at work on time for once.
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Nature,
I love the sig quotes. I have two Deep Thoughts books. Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever read.

When I was in college, I printed up a hard copy of all of them off the interent and posted a new one on the outside of my dorm room door everyday. I had a "Deep Thought of the Day" everyday for at least a year or so.

People used to walk by my door and crack up every day.
 
GenetiKing said:


Nature,
I love the sig quotes. I have two Deep Thoughts books. Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever read.

When I was in college, I printed up a hard copy of all of them off the interent and posted a new one on the outside of my dorm room door everyday. I had a "Deep Thought of the Day" everyday for at least a year or so.

People used to walk by my door and crack up every day.
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dude that's funny shit, a friend of mine sent me a email full of jack handy's work. I've had it for 2 years and it's still funny. every couple of months I'll look at it and I laugh my ass off.
 
What the hell do you need tape for? Seriously? It's like the least utilized office supply out there. A close second would be the small paperclip or the large paperclip. I mean can't we just agree on a size and go with it?

I personally don't let anyone in my office order tape. If somehow you have tape you are buying it yourself.
 
I have a fax machine. Beat that, biatch.


Actually, I have to share it with 2 other people, but I tell everyone it belongs to me.
 
bigschweeler said:
What the hell do you need tape for? Seriously? It's like the least utilized office supply out there.
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True...but the tape dispencer is a symbol of my office prowess.

It's phallically important.

I own tape, hear me roar.
 
Damn. I don't even have a desk where I work. All I've got is a crummy mailbox. And it's one of the kind that you just stack on another one. I think I got the shitty end of of the deal. :rolleyes:
 
PHATchik said:
Damn. I don't even have a desk where I work. All I've got is a crummy mailbox. And it's one of the kind that you just stack on another one. I think I got the shitty end of of the deal. :rolleyes:
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Flirt with your boss. That's what I do. Although, my boss is a 250lb fat man named Len....but hey, i do what works.
 
68GT350 said:


Flirt with your boss. That's what I do. Although, my boss is a 250lb fat man named Len....but hey, i do what works.
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Nah, she's no fun to flirt with. I have to find other ways to amuse myself instead. :)
 
my desk sucks ass. well I shouldn't call it a desk, it's more like a table. well it's not really a table it's more of a stand. A lemonade stand. you want to buy some lemonade?
 
The Nature Boy said:
my desk sucks ass. well I shouldn't call it a desk, it's more like a table. well it's not really a table it's more of a stand. A lemonade stand. you want to buy some lemonade?
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Only if I get a big huge discount! I am your biggest fan you know. :D
 
The Nature Boy said:
my desk sucks ass. well I shouldn't call it a desk, it's more like a table. well it's not really a table it's more of a stand. A lemonade stand. you want to buy some lemonade?
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Let's be honest.

You're using an upside down bucket as a desk, aren't you?
 
bump for gymtime

I told my mom about what you said and she's pissed.

She's probably gonna call the principal.

You're sooooo fucked.
 
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