I have a way with maintenance men

[SoKlueles]

I heard them outside and i went out side and nicely asked them if they could do me a HUGE favor
and they were saying Ohhh i dont know, what do you want us to do?
and i said could you get rid of this nest here for me?? batting my eyelashes at them
and what did they do? they dropped everything they were doing and went to get some bug spray to spray the waspers for me
and yes u bastards i said waspers

 

[hamstershaver]

i liked those wasps

 

[SoKlueles]

well youd better come in the other door today honey cuz those babies will not be pleased in a few

 

[Daisy_]

well youd better come in the other door today honey cuz those babies will not be pleased in a few

yeah, no kidding. I haven't been stung in years knock on wood. Whenever I see one. I run.

 

[SoKlueles]

dang they are back but they are still working on our fence.....i bet they are saving the wasper killing till last........i sure know i would

 

[Lestat]

did you suck some cock afterwards?

 

[Scotsman]

Damn you women have it easy, a smile and some eyelash and you get wasps taken care of. Whereas I usually get sent by my parents to deal with such things.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[SoKlueles]

did you suck some cock afterwards?

not yet but if they get rid of those bees i may just have to


ok im kididng, they are sweaty and stuff phew

 

[Lestat]

not yet but if they get rid of those bees i may just have to


ok im kididng, they are sweaty and stuff phew

lol!!!! you'd still do it if they asked

 

[Daisy_]

did you suck some cock afterwards?

We don't have to suck cock to get things done for us thank you very much!

 

[SoKlueles]

we just have to flirt with them and act all girly and stuff
and believe it or not lestat, i can act girly and i do have a cute voice so i can get things done

 

[hamstershaver]

We don't have to suck cock to get things done for us thank you very much!

she has to for me to do something

 

[Lestat]

we just have to flirt with them and act all girly and stuff
and believe it or not lestat, i can act girly and i do have a cute voice so i can get things done

post a video please

 

[SoKlueles]

post a video please

dang ask stilletto and hammy
i have a girly voice

 

[Lestat]

dang ask stilletto and hammy
i have a girly voice

when and why did you talk to stilletto?

 

[string_bean00]

klu you damn hooker

 

[SoKlueles]

when and why did you talk to stilletto?

cuz we usd to have a relationship and i wanted my couch back

 

[Lestat]

cuz we usd to have a relationship and i wanted my couch back

yeah right.


you are a terrible liar

 

[SoKlueles]

yeah right.


you are a terrible liar

dang
i know, i suck
seriusly tho, stilletto is pretty cool and i think ti was a couple weeks ago we talked

 

[hamstershaver]

when and why did you talk to stilletto?

yeah id like to know why you talked to that dude too

 

[Daisy_]

dang
i know, i suck
seriusly tho, stilletto is pretty cool and i think ti was a couple weeks ago we talked

Oh your in shit now! lol Hammys mad!

 

[Deterass]

 

[SoKlueles]

yeah id like to know why you talked to that dude too

omggggg dang im kidding,

 

[Scotsman]

cuz we usd to have a relationship and i wanted my couch back

Whoa Stilleto is my bitch you better not be running around behind my back, I'll have to beat him down for this.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[wootoom]

the thrad title doesnt sound that good for Hammy now does it

 

[SoKlueles]

dang he has no competition
hes my honey bunnie

 

[wootoom]

dang he has no competition
hes my honey bunnie

who the maintenance man?????? lol

 

[SoKlueles]

who the maintenance man?????? lol

omg did lestat sign in as sweet kind wootooms account?
cuz someones trying to start alot of trouble lol

 

[wootoom]

sorry

 

[hamstershaver]

i bet she would bang the maintenance man if he would take her to pizza hut

 

[wootoom]

i bet she would bang the maintenance man if he would take her to pizza hut

damn lets go to Godfathers pizza

 

[SoKlueles]

i wanna go with u guys
i want pizza dang it

 

[SoKlueles]

update on the waspers
the nest is gone but i went outside to check to see if they were there.
One of the damn things almost flew in my hair
hammy come in the front door when you come home
ok?
thanks

 

[NJjuice22]

i'll buy you a slice for a humjob.

 

[string_bean00]

who the hell says 'waspers'?

 

[SoKlueles]

who the hell says 'waspers'?

me butthead

 

[hotzie]

me butthead

 

[SoKlueles]

lol i hate you

 

[hotzie]

lol i hate you

you me

 

[Spartacus]

any guy who comes to me for a maintenance job who manages to spell maintenance correctly is hired

 

[Maverick]

I heard them outside and i went out side and nicely asked them if they could do me a HUGE favor
and they were saying Ohhh i dont know, what do you want us to do?
and i said could you get rid of this nest here for me?? batting my eyelashes at them
and what did they do? they dropped everything they were doing and went to get some bug spray to spray the waspers for me
and yes u bastards i said waspers

 

[Pamela]

The guys I work with always say the women flirt with them.
They show up at the door with hardly anything on.

And once they said they had to go into the mst. bath.
And went thru the mst bedroom, the lady had dildo's all over the place.

Klu was that you?

 

[SoKlueles]

lol yeah that was me except for the dildo










or was it?

 

[stilleto]

dang
i know, i suck
seriusly tho, stilletto is pretty cool and i think ti was a couple weeks ago we talked

yup- klue is very girlie.
she's got a nice voice.
scots- i told you i'm not a 1 man guy, now get in line like the retht of you muthle heads.

damn.... my lithp is back.

 

[stilleto]

yeah id like to know why you talked to that dude too

we had some biddness to take care of...

 

[Cutiebaby]

too bad my maintanence man is an old hill billy.........i tend to like the landscapers...lol at least they are hot and have tans

 

[SoKlueles]

too bad my maintanence man is an old hill billy.........i tend to like the landscapers...lol at least they are hot and have tans

lol the maintenance men have tans
one is old tho
oone is kinda young
sadly it was the old one that responded to me the most