I hate my fat uncle!!

[Silverback316]

Man do I hate my fat ass uncle. My dad and I are staying with him until our house is finished being built and I can't stand this fat fuck. My dog likes to take my remote to get attention and just a bit ago when I went into the bathroom to floss my teeth my dog tok the remote to my tv. Anyways my fat ass uncle is sitting in the living room and watches her chew it up and wouldn't even get his lazy fat fucking ass up to get it from her. This is the second time he has just sat there and let her do that and I want to kill this guy. fuck I am just going to say everything about him I hate. He leaves shit marks on his toilets and I have no idea how in the hell he does this because he has it on the seat, piss stains everywhere, never cleans up after himself, and he can't fucking lose a lb if he tried because he is so fucking lazy. I have caught him looking for kiddie porn on the net, he is in his 40's and hasn't had a girlfriend in over 10 years and was maried once and it lasted for like 3 months. He makes good money at his job but he wastes it on those escort places becuase he couldn't get any without paying someone god knows how much to have sex with his ugly fat ass. Ok that's enough but this guy just fucking drives me crazy.

 

[casavant]

Show him EliteFitness. I'm sure he'd be an interesting one to have around. Tell him to log on as "SB's FatFilthyUncle".

 

[Japanese machine]

Give him a hug

 

[sereneman]

Yeah that's pretty gross. But you ARE in his house, and maybe he doesn't want you there. As for the dog, I would have let him chew it up too if it was your remote and your dog. Dogs get on my nerves bad.

 

[vinylgroover]

At least you have some insight as to what you'll be like when you're forty. They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

 

[Silverback316]

No he doesn't mind us being here because he would be home alone all the time and he would hate that. Although that would give him more time to jack off and look at porn he would still be a lonely loser as he was before. I realize that it's his house but still he is an annoying fucking man and I can see as to why he is still single. I have helped him try to lose weight numerous times and the last time he stayed on his diet for 5 days and than quit and didn't even tell me he quit. I made out diet plans, workout plans. etc and he flaked on me like he always does so I will never help him again. I wish he would die to be honest with you than that way I would get his house and car, etc. I know this sounds mean but I just think he is a fat loser.

 

[casavant]

If you have some valium or xanax around, I would recommend taking a few of them.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I am really beginning to not like overweight lazy people who are out of shape. I can't stand these old guys either (WODIN WOULD BE AN EXAMPLE) complaining they have back problems and the reason they do is because of the nasty gut they have which makes them look 7 months pregnant.

 

[fallenangel]

yeah but he's family

 

[WODIN]

Fistfullofdriedupsemenstains. Your use of my name in this example couldn't be farther from reality. The only thing further from reality would be you having sex with someone with two legs instead of your usual four legged friends. I suggest you take your sorry lilttle ass back to the petting zoo, jack off to this months issue of WildLife Fantasies and change up your butt plug before I get busy and open up on you like your fat ass sister farting the hello kitty theme on your oblong cranium.

 

[fallenangel]

wodin have you got the highest post count on the board? 16000 plus is some posting

 

[PlateheadJim]

Tell him it's all the medias fault and encourage him to sue for millions, make sure you force him to agree to splitting it up with you 50/50.