I hate fucking pussies

[Bobber]

Went out tonight and was having a great fucking night, had a nice buzzz kicking, had my chick that was comming home with me...everything was good. We get back to a friends house and this little pussy ass motherfucker starts flaring his little girly ass apendages around and decides to run into me a couple of times. After a a few times I ask him what he is doing very normally and he looks at me and says "don't look at me like that motherfucker, I'll fuck you up." He then goes on to tell me that he is fucking crazy and he will break my face if I continue to look at him. I tried a good 3 times to tell him that this was a good friends house and that I do not want to disrespect her by fighting and how I really did not want to fight at all. The guy continues to run his mouth and I don't give a fuck, if you disrespect me either you or I will get their ass kicked. so I take off my hat(trrying to cover up the baldness) and shirt and the guys jaws just drop and he starts to back up. He backs up , my boys grab me, then the little fucker steps back upafter I am restrained and starts running his mouth again. So I flinch at him like I was going to hit him and the pussy ducks and takes a wild swing and misses. Once again I flinch at him and this time he rushes me. I popped him on the side of the head and as he was going down I laid into his lower back with everything I had. It was quite a funny site. After this all the girls are freakin out and he is done. I am being held back and the guy gets back up and starts running his mouth again. So tjis time I go outside an I just keep telling him to come outside and I will be more than happy to knock his little bitch ass out. All the meanwhile I forget the chick i am with is standing right there and I look at her, she tells me I am a "freakin psycho" and leaves. So instead of comming home tonight and getting some well deserved pussy after a long week of school and partying I get to come home and talk to yall. why do the little guys always think they are so tough? I even told his freinds that I would take all 3 of them on but no go. His friends even had the nerve to ask me if I wanted to buy juice of them. The worst part is is that everyone thinks I am the bad guy for standing up for myself. What the fuck was I supposed to do? Lets the little nobody tell me and actually think he could physically hurt me? Sorry but Bobber don't play dat.

 

[jesus 2]

hmmm. maybe you should just have had more restraint. if the motherfucker moves at you, pop him in the head. no call outs or nothing. just fuck him up when he moves for you. that way it'd be pure self defense.

j to da 2

p.s. sorry you missed your pussy.

p.p.s. heh, i'm really not. i haven't even gotten any in the longest damned time. oh well...

 

[HighIntensity]

girls don't really seem to enjoy violence, so perhaps you could have swallowed your pride and gotten some lovin' instead.

with that said I would have probley knocked him out, but thats one of the reasons I bounce and spar,its a controlled way to let out some aggression when need be.

 

[Bobber]

hmmm. maybe you should just have had more restraint.

j to da 2

Fucking A man. How much more restraint is a guy supposed to show when another guy in 2 inches away from his nose saying and truly thinking he is going to fuck him up? I gave heim several chances to drop it and even let him throw the first COUPLE of punches. How the fuck am I the asshole?

 

[Bobber]

girls don't really seem to enjoy violence, so perhaps you could have swallowed your pride and gotten some lovin' instead.

Hell no the don't and I seriously tried my hardest to avoid it because I knew what would come of it. The pussy wouldn't even come close to the door let alone outside to finish what he started is what really pisses me off so I lost in just about every way.

 

[jesus 2]

Fucking A man. How much more restraint is a guy supposed to show when another guy in 2 inches away from his nose saying and truly thinking he is going to fuck him up? I gave heim several chances to drop it and even let him throw the first COUPLE of punches. How the fuck am I the asshole?

i don't think you were an asshole. but as far as the girl diggin' out on you, she thought you were an asshole. maybe if you didn't try calling him outside and just let the little fucker run his mouth (he already got it once), the girl woulda given you some lovin'.

i do agree you got a shitty deal tonight though. sorry bro.

j to da 2

 

[minion]

Seems like you need to prioritize your night.
In life everything is an excercise even getting some ass for the night. You'll learn.

so I take off my hat(trrying to cover up the baldness) and shirt and the guys jaws just drop and he starts to back up.

Please tell me you didn't.

 

[Imnotdutch]

All that you had to do was crack a joke about him being queer and you not leaning that way.......coulda even used the girl as proof. Then you woulda had our girl, your pride etc. Instead you came across as an immature prick......which seems like a fair evaluation.

A few things you said back this up.......

1) You ripped your shirt off. What the fuck was all of that about? That just shows an inflated ego......prob the reason you felt that you had to get physical in the first place.

2) You really cant see why it would be ok to let him get away with his stupidity. Everybody woulda seen that he was a nobody......you didnt have to do anything. Other people would have thought alot more of you if you dealt with the situation like an adult.

 

[Lao Tzu]

So you hate fucking pussies do you? have you tried the ass.

 

[nicknot]

you are a good writer !

and maybe too much bla bla bla too

 

[rnch]

dude, you were in a no win situation that night. no matter WHAT you did, you wudda lost out.

in a twisted way, take it as a compliment. if you had been a 120 pound stick, the drunken fool never wudda tried to pick a fight with you. when SOME guys get drunk, their resentment for anyone that looks better than them surfaces and they want to to try to prove their "superiority" by beating them up. he was jealous of your hard work in the gym and the results you have gotten from your effortrs.

don't sweat the girl. i doubt you will have any trouble attracting another one, judging by your avitar pic.

 

[biteme]

I hope that little asshole is in pain for awhile. You should have knocked some teeth out and taught that bastard a lesson.

 

[theoak01]

after you defended yourself i would have left it at that,when he started running his mouth again ,he knew he looked like a ass and tried to take you down with him

and he won

i would have probably done the same thing ,but i guess this is the outside looking in response

 

[Bobber]

Minion and Dutch - So I am guessing yall are the guys that go through life letting people push you around.

Rnch,Biteme, and Oak - Now that I have slept on it, I wish I had sat on top of that fuck and popped him in the eye a few times so that it would be swollen for the next week. Thanks for the understanding.

Nicknot - Thanks, and that was late night with a nice buzz too!

 

[Imnotdutch]

Lol......wrong. Guys who are 120lb soaking wet dont pick fights with me. The last guy to try to get physical with me weighed in at close to 300lb (a tub of lard).......I wonder why the scrawny guys take a pop at you.

You don't have to fight the guy to beat him. If you had made a joke at his expense he would have lost the confrontation. Instead you had to be an immature asshole and try to demonstrate what you consider to be your physical superiority.

Minion and Dutch - So I am guessing yall are the guys that go through life letting people push you around.

Rnch,Biteme, and Oak - Now that I have slept on it, I wish I had sat on top of that fuck and popped him in the eye a few times so that it would be swollen for the next week. Thanks for the understanding.

Nicknot - Thanks, and that was late night with a nice buzz too!

 

[c-sharp minor]

It's been my experience that the fuckers who want to fight you WILL fight you regardless of what you do. Talking to assholes solves NOTHING. I've been in a club and been suckered in the bathroom by a moron. Another friend of mine was stabbed in the back while pissing into a urinal. I would have smoked that fucker the second he got in my face.

I am the friendliest guy in the world and for some reason assholes like to start shit. Another time some dude stole my seat at club and the fucker was even sitting on my jacket. I asked him to get up and next thing I know 6 dudes want to fight me and my buddy. People are SHIT, trust noone and always expect the worst.

 

[louden_swain]

I wonder what his problem was?

My friend, you were in a tough situation. You didn't want any trouble to begin with, but this little punk started it. You were forced to defend yourself. I am sure you taught him a valuable lesson. Its just another case of some ignorant a$$hole that wants to start stuff. I am glad you took care of business. As for the girl, maybe things will iron out. Maybe you both can sit down and discuss what happened. Good luck!

 

[Bobber]

Lol......wrong. Guys who are 120lb soaking wet dont pick fights with me. The last guy to try to get physical with me weighed in at close to 300lb (a tub of lard).......I wonder why the scrawny guys take a pop at you.

You don't have to fight the guy to beat him. If you had made a joke at his expense he would have lost the confrontation. Instead you had to be an immature asshole and try to demonstrate what you consider to be your physical superiority.

I have NEVER in my life fought anyone smaller than me untill latst night so don't pull your holier than thou shit on me bro. And as for words diffusing the situation it just wasn't going to heppen. Like C-Sharp said some guys just want to fight and thats what this little fuck wanted. I handled the situation any self respecting man would.

 

[Bobber]

I wonder what his problem was?

My friend, you were in a tough situation. You didn't want any trouble to begin with, but this little punk started it. You were forced to defend yourself. I am sure you taught him a valuable lesson. Its just another case of some ignorant a$$hole that wants to start stuff. I am glad you took care of business. As for the girl, maybe things will iron out. Maybe you both can sit down and discuss what happened. Good luck!

Thanks bro. Looking jacked in that avatar. As for the girl I plan on calling her tonight, she seemed like a good girl and has a bangin body so hopefully I will be able to smooth things over and explain to her what happened.

 

[Big Jroy]

Gotta defend your honor bro, I would have done the same thing. Good for you and sorry to hear you got no ass that night.

 

[fogg88]

Here's the solution:

When you go out to parties, carry several thick zip-ties in your pocket. Then, when some punk like this begins to start shit, try to diffuse it with words first. If that doesn't work, then just take the little fucker down and hog-tie him.

...win-win situation. You avoid having to really fight, everyone laughs at the punk and think you're funny as shit also. You would surely get the chick.

 

[Fonz]

Minion and Dutch - So I am guessing yall are the guys that go through life letting people push you around.

Rnch,Biteme, and Oak - Now that I have slept on it, I wish I had sat on top of that fuck and popped him in the eye a few times so that it would be swollen for the next week. Thanks for the understanding.

Nicknot - Thanks, and that was late night with a nice buzz too!

No Bobber, there is a difference.

If you did that to me, I would simply immobilize you and put you in a lock.

No punches needed to be thrown by me.

You need to learn how to keep your cool if you get into a fight.

Loosing your cool in a fight is disastrous.

Its just like a football game.

Fonz

 

[Imnotdutch]

Holier than thou???!!

Lol somebody calls you out for acting like an immature prick and he is being holier than thou?? I guess you are one of those sensitive types that tries to cover it by working out huh. lol.

I would beg to differ with your opinion concerning self-respecting men. You acted like a punk kid. A man would have been a little more mature about it.......

I have NEVER in my life fought anyone smaller than me untill latst night so don't pull your holier than thou shit on me bro. And as for words diffusing the situation it just wasn't going to heppen. Like C-Sharp said some guys just want to fight and thats what this little fuck wanted. I handled the situation any self respecting man would.

 

[Fonz]

Holier than thou???!!

Lol somebody calls you out for acting like an immature prick and he is being holier than thou?? I guess you are one of those sensitive types that tries to cover it by working out huh. lol.

I would beg to differ with your opinion concerning self-respecting men. You acted like a punk kid. A man would have been a little more mature about it.......

I, how old are you?

Fonz

 

[Imnotdutch]

I, how old are you?

Fonz

29.........mind if I ask why you are asking?

Other than the fact that I get into dumb immature arguments online?

 

[Fonz]

29.........mind if I ask why you are asking?

Other than the fact that I get into dumb immature arguments online?

I just thought as much.

Age <21,22 its always fists first, think later
Age >24 It just changes......to think first

I guess its just the nature of maturity.

I haven't got in a fight since I was 15.(I'm 24)

Fonz

 

[HighIntensity]

I think you all are missing the point here, at the age of 19-25 most of us are are still young men. Sure you seem to learn overtime how to maturally handle violence and conflicts, but this is pointless to reem a guy for defending himself.

Do you realize that when you workout, juice, perhaps are a goodlooking guy people challenge you, exspecially after they get some drinks in them. Its just a fact of life,

this year alone while minding my own business I have gotten

"you lift weights, I could still kick you pussy ass"

"oh shit I did not know the gym was open so late"

"only pussy fagots with little penises use riods"

granted these are just random drunk kids, and each time I walked away without any punches being thrown., But we all handle situations differently in life, Bobber din't get any sex last night I am sure next time this situation occures he may think differently.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Yip tis true........

I'm like you......the only times I come close to fighting is when somebody else starts it and I have no other options. No other options means no chance of walking away.

This has only happened once in the last 10 years or so.......considering that I have always lived in rough areas (its a job thing now) I think this is ok.

I just thought as much.

Age <21,22 its always fists first, think later
Age >24 It just changes......to think first

I guess its just the nature of maturity.

I haven't got in a fight since I was 15.(I'm 24)

Fonz

 

[Fonz]

I think you all are missing the point here, at the age of 19-25 most of us are are still young men. Sure you seem to learn overtime how to maturally handle violence and conflicts, but this is pointless to reem a guy for defending himself.

Do you realize that when you workout, juice, perhaps are a goodlooking guy people challenge you, exspecially after they get some drinks in them. Its just a fact of life,

this year alone while minding my own business I have gotten

"you lift weights, I could still kick you pussy ass"

"oh shit I did not know the gym was open so late"

"only pussy fagots with little penises use riods"

granted these are just random drunk kids, and each time I walked away without any punches being thrown., But we all handle situations differently in life, Bobber din't get any sex last night I am sure next time this situation occures he may think differently.

You make some pretty good points HI.

I guess we all have a breaking point.

Hell, if I was harrassed by a guy after a while, well........yes
I'd lose it. No anger though, just controlled retaliation.

I view anger as counter-productive in arguments(Real life
that is)

Fonz

 

[Imnotdutch]

I get similar comments because I lift and am considerably larger than the average man in the UK. Did you assume that I dont lift / juice just because I would have reacted differently? Just because somebody throws a challenge your way doesn't mean that you have to descend to their level.

I think you all are missing the point here, at the age of 19-25 most of us are are still young men. Sure you seem to learn overtime how to maturally handle violence and conflicts, but this is pointless to reem a guy for defending himself.

Do you realize that when you workout, juice, perhaps are a goodlooking guy people challenge you, exspecially after they get some drinks in them. Its just a fact of life,

this year alone while minding my own business I have gotten

"you lift weights, I could still kick you pussy ass"

"oh shit I did not know the gym was open so late"

"only pussy fagots with little penises use riods"

granted these are just random drunk kids, and each time I walked away without any punches being thrown., But we all handle situations differently in life, Bobber din't get any sex last night I am sure next time this situation occures he may think differently.

 

[HighIntensity]

I get similar comments because I lift and am considerably larger than the average man in the UK. Did you assume that I dont lift / juice just because I would have reacted differently? Just because somebody throws a challenge your way doesn't mean that you have to descend to their level.

I know you lift and juice, my point was we all handle these situations differently.

 

[Imnotdutch]

I know you lift and juice, my point was we all handle these situations differently.

Ok gotcha........

This is just one topic that bugs me. Reason being that I teach in what is considered to be a very tough inner city school. I have to deal with this pointless bullshit everyday. People make so much more progress when they actually think before they act.

 

[Bobber]

I think you all are missing the point here, at the age of 19-25 most of us are are still young men. Sure you seem to learn overtime how to maturally handle violence and conflicts, but this is pointless to reem a guy for defending himself.

Bobber din't get any sex last night I am sure next time this situation occures he may think differently.

At my age where I am at I will exert my dominance mentally or physically over anyone that disrespects me so the next guy won't ever even think about doing it. I know some of you think that that is stupid but I think different than most people I guess. I am sure along the way I will get my ass kicked by somebody but NO BODY is above an ass whoopin.

As for the pussy, I am actually really bothered by it because she would have been my best looking conquest of the semester. I can just see that ass and those abs right now.

 

[casavant]

Sounds like it went OK, except for the lack of poonanny. The dude mouthed off and got a little swat. He's not in the hospital or anything. My opinion would be different if Bobber had beat him down and kicked his teeth out or something, but that didn't happen. We've had dudes get beer mugs smashed over their faces and bleed like a stuck pig for less than that.

With that said, the whole going out and drinking and fighting deal is a good way to get into trouble really fast. Alcohol fucks up lives- it really does. Be careful.

 

[DownUnder23]

i think you did the right thing......some poontang would have been good as a payoff but fuck it get some next weekend!

 

[thebabydoc]

You can add Manny78 to that list of pussies.

 

[vinylgroover]

Personally, i don't get into fights because i don't have a temper or if i do, it takes a helluva lot to activate it. The only time i would get into a fight is if somehow my life or safety was at risk and it was pure self defence.

I can throw them so that's not the issue and i am confident of handling myself in any situation, but my aggression never boils over through name calling and trash talking.

We are all made differently.

 

[teen1216]

Maybe you were a little too aggressive, but if it had been me I probably would have done the same. Sucks bout the lack of pussy though.