I hate buying clothes

[b fold the truth]

Being a bigger guy stinks sometimes. I walk into a store and look at clothes and they ask..."can I help you?" and I just have to say "no, you probably can not." I can wear the Gap jeans that are the most baggy because of my big butt and legs and the 2x shirts are getting pretty tight on me. Why is it that Gap carries XS but not XXL? Hmmm.....

And shoes are the worst. I find this great pair of shoes and have money to get them...and they are never in my size. By the time I tell them I wear a 16-17 shoe...they just say...sorrry we can't get anything for you.

Sorry...just felt like ranting a bit

B True

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Greetings, my friend.

I have an offer for you, and others who may share the same problem.

My associates and I have devised a method to manufacture clothes that will fit anyone, regardless of stature.

If you don't mind removal of flesh, email [email protected]

 

[HelenSL]

SG pardon me, but that's not really a method of manufacturing clothes that will fit anyone regardless of stature...

Don't you mean you've devised a method guaranteed to make you able to buy clothes off-the-shelf and they will fit...

of course if you make the clothes yourselves, go ahead and mention your own business, though...it's only reasonable and profitable...

Btw can you make me taller - I am too short for my weight...

love
Helen