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PoyeBoy
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>>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
>>produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>>
>>(Hardly seems worth it.)
>>
>>
>>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
>>produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>>
>>(Now that's more like it!)
>>
>>
>>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
>>body to squirt blood 30 feet.
>>
>>(O.M.G.!)
>>
>>
>>
>>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>>
>>(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>>
>>
>>
>>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
>>to death. (Creepy.)
>>
>>(I'm still not over the pig.)
>>
>>
>>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>>
>>(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
>>
>>
>>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
>>to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head
>>off.
>>
>>("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
>>
>>
>>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
>>jumping the length of a football field.
>>
>>(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
>>
>>
>>
>>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>>
>>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>>
>>
>>
>>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>>
>>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
>>
>>
>>
>>Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>
>>(Something I always wanted to know.)
>>
>>
>>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>>
>>(Hmmmmmm.........)
>>
>>
>>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
>>left-handed people.
>>
>>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>>
>>
>>
>>Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
>>
>>(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
>>
>>
>>A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>>
>>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>>
>>
>>
>>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>>
>>(I know some people like that.)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>Starfish have no brains.
>>
>>(I know some people like that too.)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>Polar bears are left-handed.
>>
>>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
>>
>>
>>
>>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
>>pleasure.
>>
>>(What about that pig??)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
>>stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
>>(maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone
>
>>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
>>produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>>
>>(Hardly seems worth it.)
>>
>>
>>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
>>produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>>
>>(Now that's more like it!)
>>
>>
>>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
>>body to squirt blood 30 feet.
>>
>>(O.M.G.!)
>>
>>
>>
>>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>>
>>(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>>
>>
>>
>>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
>>to death. (Creepy.)
>>
>>(I'm still not over the pig.)
>>
>>
>>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>>
>>(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
>>
>>
>>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
>>to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head
>>off.
>>
>>("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
>>
>>
>>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
>>jumping the length of a football field.
>>
>>(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
>>
>>
>>
>>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>>
>>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>>
>>
>>
>>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>>
>>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
>>
>>
>>
>>Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>
>>(Something I always wanted to know.)
>>
>>
>>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>>
>>(Hmmmmmm.........)
>>
>>
>>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
>>left-handed people.
>>
>>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>>
>>
>>
>>Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
>>
>>(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
>>
>>
>>A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>>
>>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>>
>>
>>
>>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>>
>>(I know some people like that.)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>Starfish have no brains.
>>
>>(I know some people like that too.)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>Polar bears are left-handed.
>>
>>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
>>
>>
>>
>>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
>>pleasure.
>>
>>(What about that pig??)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
>>stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
>>(maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone
>
