I gotta get faster dammit

[theoak01]

I just caught some lil cocksucker breaking into my neighbours car,and I gave him a min to see if it was the neighbour but it wasnt and he tried to go get in my car,and fuck I wish I was lighter so I coulda caught his punk ass.

I had a shileleigh in hand and ready to rock, hopefully the cops get him

 

[UA_Iron]

you need a projectile of some sort - man made tools for these kinds of situations. Or learn how to throw knives.

 

[theoak01]

nah man,I shoulda thought it out better,put on shoes and snuck out the back door and tackled his ass from the darkness that is my backyard

 

[UA_Iron]

true, physical one-on-one violence would have been 10x more satisfying than anything else. I applaud your attempt though.

 

[theoak01]

well thank you,to bad I cant settle that adrenaline than, and to bad I woke up the neighbours all around with my threats of death on this little biatch

 

[Becoming]

I second the projectile reccommendation...

A hammer or something of that sort woudl do fine.

 

[Gambino]

Nah fuck the hammer's and knifes and such...you need a blow gun.
good range, you can get liquid filled darts that will render someone unconsisuos or dead, if you so desire

 

[Becoming]

Nah fuck the hammer's and knifes and such...you need a blow gun.
good range, you can get liquid filled darts that will render someone unconsisuos or dead, if you so desire

LOL.

slingshot and a pocket full of marbles...

Wont kill him, but woudl hurt like fuck.

 

[jestros]

In a local redneck town, two guys beat a guy to death who was trying to steal thier car. It was a camero, and there were some mullets involved.
They were not charged.

 

[Dunk]

Nah fuck the hammer's and knifes and such...you need a blow gun.
good range, you can get liquid filled darts that will render someone unconsisuos or dead, if you so desire

picked me up one of those at a hunting expo.

i practice on the deer head in my basement.

i roll around like im in the bush and *tooph*

right in the vitals.

im dead on balls accurate. dont fuck with me.

 

[Lestat]

you shoulda pwned that dude

 

[theoak01]

I probably would have ended up getting charged,our legal system here is kinda shady and he probably would have said I beat his ass even if I didnt and unless I knew the oac id have been up shit creek