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Burning_Inside
Elite Mentor
Anyone else seem to inflate when they argue with someone? I know it's like the human's way to show anger, kinda like lizards expand their neck pouch and bob their heads and look all huge. However i did it today cause.... i poured a cup of coffee, and shut the pot off subconciously when there was still a half pot left. I always shut the pot off when I'm done because frankly, 99.9% of the time I make coffee is for myself, so i don't leave the damn pot on for an empty pot ya know? So 2 seconds after I poured the cup my dad comes in the kitchen and starts going off on me on a bitch factor 6 on a 1-10 scale of bitch factoring. I told him look, i just shut it off 2 seconds ago and I did so cause I'm used to shutting it off after I pour my cup. I told him turn it back on. So he's still mumbling about it. After effect of 4.3 on the BF scale. I tell him again to turn the thing back on. STILL BITCHING (3.5). So i flip out and raise my voice and tell him look, turn the damn thing back on, it's been off for 2 seconds, and slowly reaching 5 seconds jesus christ. Afterwards i noticed I was all puffed out. I was huge dude. You know that odd feeling of disorientation you get after you flip out where everything's just all moving around and shit? Well it's not a visual effect, it's everything moving towards you cause you're so fukkin huge that you got your own gravity field. I figured it was a good opportunity to deep squat my dad and his fukkin coffepot for high reps (10-12). Someone got owned.
