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LMAO, where did you find that?
PICK3
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Austin Craiglist
every now and then I stumble across stuff that reminds me of beloved EF characters, such as this one reminding me of Plunkey
And this one reminding me of what must be pick3's favorite wine
And this one reminding me of what must be pick3's favorite wine
PICK3
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every now and then I stumble across stuff that reminds me of beloved EF characters, such as this one reminding me of Plunkey
And this one reminding me of what must be pick3's favorite wine
Butt Richard is a genius & I'm Str8
you intrigue me Mr. Pick3... I wonder what you look like, I cant even imagine you... are you blond, brunette, red headed, tall short.... I dunno, I cant create a mental image of you.... it bothers me....Butt Richard is a genius & I'm Str8
PICK3
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Somehow I'm sure that's not true... there is a certain je ne sais quoi about youJust an old, round little man
Knot much to look at
Down the street from where I live, I took the photo.
PICK3
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U seen my piano vids and heard my voice. Cant u put it together
ChristianDom96
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i plan on working out there
WoodyO
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Where? Fagsville USA?
ChristianDom96
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nope elite fitness.
WoodyO
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I think you could look like Jerry Mathers from "the new leave it to beaver" era.
PICK3
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Sinister Minister
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Pics or gtfo
Sinister Minister
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Oh shit... I gotta buddy in jersey who went into 1 of those a few months ago. He said it was nothing but machines and bands...They told him they shut down early on weds nights for pizza night???
Might a been plank tryna sell em the membership?
PICK3
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Did you drop some weights and get the alarm off?
PICK3
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I call BS
mrplunkey
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It was almost entirely (90%+) machines. The guy at the front desk was soooo proud that they went up to 75 lbs on their dumbbells.
It was faggoty faggotness, but the thing that stood out the most were these signs about being a "judgement-free zone". Give me a frigging break -- it was a frigging joke.
mrplunkey
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U didn't pick me up a t-shirt
OMG I should have. What a missed opportunity.
I should have bought a small, written "I luv you pick3!" on it and taken a picture at the front entrance.
Talk about an opportunity missed. I really screwed the pooch.
mrplunkey
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Did you drop some weights and get the alarm off?
I saw their geigh "Lunk Alarm". They supposedly set it off if you drop weights, "excessively" grunt or judge someone else.
Geigh, geigh, geigh, geigh, geigh. It was gross.
They also had a geigh sign about:
1) No head covering except baseball hats
2) No jeans (straight or cut off)
3) No boots or sandals
So basically the Village People could never work out there. Which is ironic since PlanetFitness is Village People geigh.
PICK3
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no jeans, no boots, no gallons/jugs of water, no chalk, etc
Sinister Minister
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Yes... Ur right I am a loser wif no friends or buddies at all! Not proud either! Maybe I should join planet fitness since they won't judge me?
The classic gym weight room is full of muscleheads who intimidate any normal peson who walks in. Not because we're not nice guys; just because we look intimidating. Those gym never make a profit.
Planet Fitness is catering to people who want to get fit without feeling inferior. It works, Planet Fitness is always full...of fags.
So youre saying the Golds gym chain that I see popping up a new location every year in my town is not making a profit?
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EarthRider
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I think they are smart. They are wanting people who wont put as much wear and tear on equiptment, elderly will love it. There motto is smart, but they won't, nor do they care that they are not reaching big mother fuckers like SB 
I'll bet Gold's makes their money on merchandising and not gym memberships.
How many A-holes you see running around in Gold's Gym T-shirts?
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EarthRider
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Golds makes there money off PT. Memberships helps pay the bills
Ive been to almost all the Golds in my town (Austin) and the merchandise section is really not that large.
mrplunkey
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The way planetfitness segments the market is a bad idea IMO because it limits the size of your customer pool. The gym business is a tough industry and you want to cast as broad of a net as you possibly can. It's possible for meatheads and more casual exercise people to co-exist in the same gym -- a lot of it has to do with the layout and attitude of the staff.
A more natural segmentation of the market is the minimalist versus full-service market.
Minimalist: Virtually no staff; Keycard/FOB entry; 24/7 Access; Profitability through a huge membership base many of whom they'll never see or know coupled with very low operating cost.
Full-Service: Larger staff; Trainers Available; Profitability through ancillary services (smoothies, merchandising, training, supplements, events)
Then either style of gym can access both the Planetfitness fags and the Gallon jug-toting jooseheads.
A more natural segmentation of the market is the minimalist versus full-service market.
Minimalist: Virtually no staff; Keycard/FOB entry; 24/7 Access; Profitability through a huge membership base many of whom they'll never see or know coupled with very low operating cost.
Full-Service: Larger staff; Trainers Available; Profitability through ancillary services (smoothies, merchandising, training, supplements, events)
Then either style of gym can access both the Planetfitness fags and the Gallon jug-toting jooseheads.
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