i fart in public

[Irie]

I do this on occasions as well.

 

[fsupat70]

i enjoy going up and down the grocery isles looking for old people. Ill stand within shooting range and let go a SBD (silent but deady) fart and then back away to see their reaction, which is usually horror. Do i need help? Is this something others like to do or am i just a sick bastard?

 

[Rex]

Ah the guerilla warfare of farts.

 

[Deterass]

i enjoy going up and down the grocery isles looking for old people. Ill stand within shooting range and let go a SBD (silent but deady) fart and then back away to see their reaction, which is usually horror. Do i need help? Is this something others like to do or am i just a sick bastard?

its better if your with your girl.ease out an SBD in the aisle when your girl and other customers are around,then slip off and watch.she gets so pissed its hilarious

 

[chiba102]

I always fart when I am about to exit the train...my body is trained.

My Protein Farts are known to make peoples eyes water....


If you ride the 6 or 9 in NYC....You have been warned

 

[FitFossil]

Grocery stores are great for crop-dusting. Fart down the aisle and turn the corner before anyone catches me. Otherwise I go by the 2-fer rule - only farting when there are at least two other people around to share the blame.

 

[Seashell]

When I was 16 and working cash in a convenience store we "adopted" this starved stray cat that we found. I guess the digestion process wasn't working so well in the beginning cause this thing would have THE most evil farts! Like nothing I've ever witnessed before or after.

Worst thing was, it would sleep behind the counter under the cash register, so there was often just me and one other customer in the store... so they always thought it was ME that dropped the bomb! Goddamn smelly-cat.

 

[Warpath]

i enjoy going up and down the grocery isles looking for old people. Ill stand within shooting range and let go a SBD (silent but deady) fart and then back away to see their reaction, which is usually horror. Do i need help? Is this something others like to do or am i just a sick bastard?

I applaud you. Heres some karma

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

WOW!!! this is great. a farting karma thread!!!!!1





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