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I enjoy K messages

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As queer as this sounds I am always happy to read the little(sometimes not so short)nice messages that you wonderful people leave For me on a dailey basis.Please keep them coming and don't be shy Its such a nice gesture
 
hog#head#cheese said:
As queer as this sounds I am always happy to read the little(sometimes not so short)nice messages that you wonderful people leave For me on a dailey basis.Please keep them coming and don't be shy Its such a nice gesture
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damn it I can't fuck you cause I have to spread around more karma afore "Giving it to you" again
 
You must spread some Karma around before giving it to hog#head#cheese again.

Sorry!

I like the k with messages. I enjoy reading them as well. The ones with no messages aren't as fun. :)
 
silverstar1025 said:
You must spread some Karma around before giving it to hog#head#cheese again.

Sorry!

I like the k with messages. I enjoy reading them as well. The ones with no messages aren't as fun. :)
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You must spread some Karma around before giving it to silverstar1025 again.
 
You guys are incredible but grump I don't need anymore naked pic's ok?But star u can send more if you want
 
PuddleMonkey said:
I hit all 3 of you phagettes.
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Why you have to play me like that? I told you I like k with messages so of course you had to send me one with NOTHING in it. I hope your dick falls off! :evil:
 
all you chicks suck

dirty k me
 
hardrock said:
Ialso enjoy k messages. Especially when they have nude ladies in them :)
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No Cockblockin!!All you sausages need to wait yer turn
 
silverstar1025 said:
Why you have to play me like that? I told you I like k with messages so of course you had to send me one with NOTHING in it. I hope your dick falls off! :evil:
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lol
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Again? wasn't that good the first time, but he is a good kisser.
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Speaking of kissers. I was making out with this girl I've gone out with 3 times in the past couple weeks. I'm actually afraid she's going to cause me physical harm. Now I'm all for a little lip biting and whatnot, but I swear this girl was close to puncturing my lip with her teeth or ripping it clean off. I finally had to tell her, "you're a violent kisser".
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Speaking of kissers. I was making out with this girl I've gone out with 3 times in the past couple weeks. I'm actually afraid she's going to cause me physical harm. Now I'm all for a little lip biting and whatnot, but I swear this girl was close to puncturing my lip with her teeth or ripping it clean off. I finally had to tell her, "you're a violent kisser".
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lol is she a scratcher too? Do you look like you had sex with a cat when you are done?
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Haven't scored with her yet :(
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Hold up... you have seen her a few times already and she bites your mouth off and you still haven't scored? You call cw lame? :rolleyes:
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Speaking of kissers. I was making out with this girl I've gone out with 3 times in the past couple weeks. I'm actually afraid she's going to cause me physical harm. Now I'm all for a little lip biting and whatnot, but I swear this girl was close to puncturing my lip with her teeth or ripping it clean off. I finally had to tell her, "you're a violent kisser".
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You are just too hot for her! She can't conrol herself around you.
 
silverstar1025 said:
Hold up... you have seen her a few times already and she bites your mouth off and you still haven't scored? You call cw lame? :rolleyes:
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I know, she's trying to play head games with me. She wants me to chase :mad:
 
PuddleMonkey said:
I know, she's trying to play head games with me. She wants me to chase :mad:
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Man I bet the moment you seem like you aren't interested anymore she will be all up on your junk.
 
silverstar1025 said:
How many dinners have you bought her already?
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pfft, I don't keep track of anything like that. I'm not one of those guys that thinks just because I buy a girl dinner and drinks she should put out. Our first meeting was for coffee, I had tea :rainbow: Second was at spaghetti factory, third was chinese take out for a movie at home.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
pfft, I don't keep track of anything like that. I'm not one of those guys that thinks just because I buy a girl dinner and drinks she should put out. Our first meeting was for coffee, I had tea :rainbow: Second was at spaghetti factory, third was chinese take out for a movie at home.
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Oh, I should also add I'm not aggressive. They make the first move.
 
calveless wonder said:
puhahahahahahahaha

when i actually get the girl on a date i close. and not with 4's

you = owned
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oh goodie, look who has arrived! you finish all your homework first? you know mommy doesn't allow computer time until you do.
 
44 views 44 replies good job peeps now kick out some more k the good shit not that grey shit
 
calveless wonder said:
HAHA, please keep talking.

god you have zero game

unless your game is being annoying and fat.

then you have tons of game
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lol when you're as good as I am you don't need to.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
with a little minor manipulation I can get them to come onto me within 2-3 dates.
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lol man I am laughing so hard. You guys talk all this mess about all women are sluts blah blah blah. Yet it takes you 3 dates to screw. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
silverstar1025 said:
lol man I am laughing so hard. You guys talk all this mess about all women are sluts blah blah blah. Yet it takes you 3 dates to screw. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I said 2-3 bish! I don't want to be taking any girl to my place the first time I meet her. Nor do I really want to go to hers. I need a couple dates to play my mind games first! I want to mentally fuck them before I physically fuck them. :ryanh:
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Hey, if it works it works. Fucker.
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PuddleMonkey said:
I said 2-3 bish! I don't want to be taking any girl to my place the first time I meet her. Nor do I really want to go to hers. I need a couple dates to play my mind games first! I want to mentally fuck them before I physically fuck them. :ryanh:
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hog#head#cheese said:
hey calveless you ever meet mr clucky the chicken on lincoln rd.?
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puddle has.

everytime i see that dude on his bike with that chicken/rooster i think of puddles.

lol yes, lincoln road is where my old job is at. when i go back to work there next month i'll put in a good word for puddles
 
calveless wonder said:
i'm gonna do you a solid. here's some of your favorite spank bank material from when you come home sexless from your next date
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Wait, aren't you jobless, girlless, and carless? Aren't you all 3 of those? I remember something about you totaling your car recently, leaving your kickball game or something.
 
You should hear some of the stories these girls tell about the jobless losers that try to pick up on them. Its rather comical lol.
 
Thanks for the laugh puddle. I have not laughed this hard in a long time.

P.S. I hope you can finally get some ass this weekend. Don't fuck it up!
 
Lets see what we have here.... first there's me, on EF at 5pm PST on a Friday, at work, getting paid to post.

Then there's girlless wonder, 8pm EST on a Friday night, all alone doing his usual EF posting on his own time.
 
calveless wonder said:
lol yeah, comedy at puddle's expense is always a glorious thing
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+1 he takes it like a champ. He has to be a champion at something. :)

You all have a nice night. Peace out!
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Lets see what we have here.... first there's me, on EF at 5pm PST on a Friday, at work, getting paid to post.

Then there's girlless wonder, 8pm EST on a Friday night, all alone doing his usual EF posting on his own time.
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work is a loose term with you
 
silverstar1025 said:
Thanks for the laugh puddle. I have not laughed this hard in a long time.

P.S. I hope you can finally get some ass this weekend. Don't fuck it up!
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Well don't stop now... care to know that I've been having some difficulties getting it up lately?
 
hog#head#cheese said:
Hey puddle you get any bites on your online ad?
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Yeah, too many to be honest. Its getting a little too stressful. Too much shit to remember about all these wimminz.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Yeah, too many to be honest. Its getting a little too stressful. Too much shit to remember about all these wimminz.
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Post up the replys
 
btw haters, another one just asked me out. I can take a pic of the text message when I get home if needed. We exchanged numbers, I called her early this week for the first time and we talked, charmed the piss out of her. Couple text messages later that night, thats it, done. I left her alone for the past two days, no contact whatsoever. Drove her nuts, she calls today and I don't pick up. She texts and I reply (waited an hour). She asks me out. Chalk one up for Puddle!!
 
silverstar1025 said:
Lame!
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Here's the thing, you call it lame yet it works every time. Women think they know what they want, but they don't. They think they want the nice guys that bend over backwards to do whatever it is he can to please her. Nope, boring, she'll lose interest quick and be gone. I may not be holding all the cards but I have enough to play a good hand. The goal is to be on her mind as much as possible. Most guys throw all their cards out on the table for her to see, bad move. You gotta remain somewhat of an enigma for awhile, keep her guessing. The less she knows, the more she wants to. I didn't contact that one girl for two days because I knew it would bother her. She'd be thinking about me asking herself, "why hasn't he called? What did I do? Was it something I said?" You've gotta let them wonder a little, it keeps them interested. I sometimes deliberately make them a little angry, keeps them excited. The more space you occupy in her mind, the more she wants you. I wouldn't play these little games if women didn't respond to them so well. Women have nobody but themselves to blame.

I'm the real victim here :angel:
 
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