I enjoy diarrhea

[Nathan]

Makes me feel like a man. Also, I find I feel more satisfied post-defication if I've made a real mess of the barthroom. Lastly, it smells way more potent than normal bowl movements and reminds me that there is no greater joy on this Earth than to be immersed in the stench of my own colon. I am one sexy fella.

 

[PoyeBoy]

damn, this thread just screams "SHOW ME SCAT PICS" ........if i wasnt at work..........

 

[notoriousQQ]

LOL
My office is getting a new ventilation system on the mens bathroom, I like to think that I'm partly responsible for that.

 

[Nathan]

damn, this thread just screams "SHOW ME SCAT PICS" ........if i wasnt at work..........

Don't even joke about that. My thread had better not go to shit and I of course mean that literally. Do you see how clever I am? I have to live with this kind of raw, unadulaterated cleverness every damn day. Good night sir.

 

[PoyeBoy]

DONT WORRY NAT, I TURNED OVER A NEW LEAF, CHECK THE AV, im clean man, down to earth, I dont kneed that shit

 

[the nature boy]

this thread is the shit

 

[TheProject]

I don't wanna have to smell poo gas.

 

[notoriousQQ]

get out the pooper scooper because somebody is talking shit

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

ex lax can help smell up the place, it also leaves you feeling lighter and 'cleansed'..

 

[notoriousQQ]

I need a colonic

 

[AAP]

You are all full of shit.

 

[the nature boy]

Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat

 

[AAP]

Ain't no shits like dem Mexican shits...

 

[AAP]

Darktoof, that reminds me of a game my college buddies and I used to play. We would go to a resturant and take a crap in the stand up urinal.

 

[Nathan]

For those that post scat pics, I hope you understand that it makes you look like 10 times weirder than I actually am. That's pretty damn weird if you ask me and it also throws in an added aspect of perversion which i don't much care for in this case.