i drunk dialed someone here off ef cc

[tiger88]

lol it was friday nite well actually saturday mourning about 3 ish id say called em up and just mumbled a bunch of shit too em i am wondering what i even said to one of ef coolest bros EVA!!

he sent me a text back on today in the AM


it was so funny that nite i puked (shoved my finger dwn throat) on the 4th or 5th time i finally got all the Black velvett whiskey to come out of the hatch into in steet (a few chunks too from the grapes i ate)


and about 30 seconds later i made out this chic(she wasnt hot at all)

my breath had to smell worse tuc underwear


guess who i drunk dialed????

i am all about the drunkin long distance calls

 

[from zero]

Chefwide!

 

[tiger88]

Chefwide!

lol

i think he would be last person ever to give me his digits

 

[UA_Iron]

I like the puking out chunks of grapes part of this thread.

 

[from zero]

lol

i think he would be last person ever to give me his digits

Hmm.

jerkbox!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Perkele

 

[c-sharp minor]

digger

 

[Smurfy]

gl?

 

[tiger88]

gl?

nah i never call my landlord after 8 pm

 

[from zero]

nah i never call my landlord after 8 pm

lol

KillahBee!

 

[bluepeter]

bilepuke

 

[tiger88]

lol

KillahBee!

ok this was the text message i got back

"LOL bor.. the bitch didnt even know ur name when she was rubbin u out. i hope u bukkeake'd the fuck out of her face"

 

[Smurfy]

Was it TUC?

 

[AAP]

Wodin.

 

[Smurfy]

nah, wodin has a family, i doubt tiger called him at 3am lmao

 

[jnevin]

nah, wodin has a family, i doubt tiger called him at 3am lmao

Yeah but his kids are like 40, so I doubt they'd be there.

 

[ceo]

Lumberg!

 

[AAP]

Yeah but his kids are like 40, so I doubt they'd be there.

.

 

[KillahBee]

chaos

 

[chewyxrage]

crak

 

[Moderate_THIS]

it took me 2 days to decipher the message... it was some chick who wanted to give me road head. She was like "you're friend here... ummm..." then a few seconds later you yell out your name as she seemed to have forgotten it. Next time I'm in the desert I'm gonna rail that chick with my man-cactus and facepaint "ASU Sundevils" on her with some help from a 100,000 IU HCG injection

 

[Spanky11]

pizzaman?

 

[KillahBee]

so I was right. give me something assnuts.

 

[tiger88]

LOL LOL


ding ding


sorryabout not being really clear on the phone

pm me ur numbers ppl and i will drunk dial you sometime (i promise only to use the # digits for drunk dialing)




hell drunk dial me too

 

[Daisy_]

thats funny!