My kinda thread...
Floatin down the river on a shithouse door,
just me my dog and an old smelly whore.
Her pussy so wide, it was wide as a bucket,
smelt so bad my dog wouldn't fuck it.
Rat shit bat shit dirty rotten twat,
sixty-nine douche bags tied in a knot.
Eat, suck, butt fuck, gobble gooble chew,
if ya ain't (insert affliation or ???)
then hey, fuck you.