I don't condone naked man ass

[tuc biscuit]

but take a look at this piece of real estate


obviously ladies you are more than welcome to print the picture and keep it in your purses, but gay men look away and keep looking

 

[jerkbox]

not you too man....

nice pink shirt

 

[Dial_tone]

Chicks dig the gluteus maximus.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

nice pink shirt

Standard casino dealer attire

 

[jenscats5]

You could bounce a quarter off that ass....

 

[tuc biscuit]

nice pink shirt

nah, I just have very loose pink skin

 

[Moderate_THIS]

^^^^ haha Jen Scats5

 

[jerkbox]

nah, I just have very loose pink skin

you're like a giant walking vagina

 

[AAP]

That's a nice assportunity.

 

[Mr. dB]

not you too man....

nice pink shirt

Not to mention the sans-a-belt slacks...

 

[tuc biscuit]

Not to mention the sans-a-belt slacks...

you'll note there aren't even any belt loops

 

[AAP]

you'll note there aren't even any belt loops

Yes, I think Mr DB was refering to Sansi Belt Pants. Which is a hilarious observation because the only people who wear Sansi Belt are old fat ass bingo playing retirees.


Unless those are Z Cavarriccis. If they are, don't answer.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Yes, I think Mr DB was refering to Sansi Belt Pants. Which is a hilarious observation because the only people who wear Sansi Belt are old fat ass bingo playing retirees.


Unless those are Z Cavarriccis. If they are, don't answer.

nah, in my job I deal with a lot of money, so therefore no pockets, but I can just hide it between my chins if I felt so inclined

 

[AAP]

nah, in my job I deal with a lot of money, so therefore no pockets, but I can just hide it between my chins if I felt so inclined

Did you see on the news the other day that dude that stole almost $200K from the casino where he worked? He was so fat, he couldn't fit in the uniforms, so they allowed him to wear jogging pants. He smuggled their money out.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Did you see on the news the other day that dude that stole almost $200K from the casino where he worked? He was so fat, he couldn't fit in the uniforms, so they allowed him to wear jogging pants. He smuggled their money out.

lmfao, it really is tempting, tommorow morning I will be handling close to $400,000 in notes, I had to have my uniform specially made, and have already destroyed my pants by bending over too fast on two occasions


you wouldn't believe the lower back pumps I get in this job

 

[Mr. dB]

nah, in my job I deal with a lot of money, so therefore no pockets, but I can just hide it between my chins if I felt so inclined

If there are no pockets, what is that horizontal line across your right ass-cheek?

 

[vinylgroover]

If there are no pockets, what is that horizontal line across your right ass-cheek?

it's there so fags can slip him their phone number. On a good night, that horizontal slip is full of tags.

 

[Burning_Inside]

If there are no pockets, what is that horizontal line across your right ass-cheek?

Probably a stitching from where he busted them open.

 

[perkele]

but take a look at this piece of real estate


obviously ladies you are more than welcome to print the picture and keep it in your purses, but gay men look away and keep looking

try high heels and skirt Tuc, mkay? I might like it better.

 

[tuc biscuit]

If there are no pockets, what is that horizontal line across your right ass-cheek?

a fake pocket

 

[RADAR]

Damn! Tuc i thought you looked better than that!
O well maybe my hookups can transform you,

RADAR

 

[Mr. dB]

a fake pocket

What you need, then, is a fake fake pocket.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Chicks dig the gluteus maximus.

Hell yes we do gives us an idea of the thrusting powers of a man!

Tucy baby you got a dam fine booty!