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Plant a bomb in her house.
javaguru said:Dr. Heather broke up with me! What should I do!!!
Dr. Heather...
Looks like a fun crew....
all the whey
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Give me her number.
I'd go with a timed pipe bomb, but make sure you douse the place in gasoline before you leave.javaguru said:
A GIANT one.javaguru said:
Does she live in a big house?javaguru said:Gas prices are pretty harsh.
Napalm is also an option. Feed the gas styro-foam until it turns into jelly. Fill up an old wine jug, make a fuse out of one of her bras, and throw it will all of you might through her front window.
all the whey
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Jack Schitt said:
I have a timed pipe bomb for her.
txbondsman
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all the whey said:
short fuse.....huhhh!
javaguru said:But then i would have to give up 10% of my pre-tax scratch. I think therapy would be cheaper.
Jesus is a better therapist than any amount money can buy brother. Therapists only help you deal with hurt, Jesus can HEAL the hurt!
Besides, tithing 10% will only ensure you are blessed beyond belief. God will return 10 fold your 10%. Just send your checks to the "Church of CEO" and I will pray for you.
digimon7068
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ok. . .since no one else seemed interested enuff to ask. . .what happened??
javaguru said:
No, God has no such need for money in heaven. He told me personally that ALL your tithes be made directly to me. Acting as God's servant, I will use this money to further his kingdom here on earth. You can paypal me teh monies as well.
all the whey
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LuluDeren said:
I did.
digimon7068
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LuluDeren said:
interesting. . .that's a shame. . .
javaguru
Banned
Pretty much what I predicted would happendigimon7068 said:
"
You've been awfuly quiet this weekend and so have I.
I have been doing a lot of thinking and as much as I
am falling for you and as wonderful as I think you are
and as great as you treat me I am feeling like I need
a little space. I am so overwhelmed with everything
in my life right now that I don't feel I can put
enough into a relationship like you deserve. Tears
fill my eyes as I type this because I do have such
strong feelings for you and I am so attracted to you.
You are generous and gorgoeus and have been so good to
me. Please don't hate me I am just under a lot of
stress and pressure right now and feel I am trying to
juggle too much. Also just coming out of 7 years of
marriage I somethimes feel like I shouldn't just jump
into a huge serious relationship. Maybe now is just
not the right time and we can reconnect when I have my
shit together. We can certainly remain friends for
now, I would actually love that if you are willing!
Brian, you are such a wonderful guy which is making
this decision so hard for me! I hope you understand!"
all the whey
New member
javaguru said:Pretty much what I predicted would happen
"
You've been awfuly quiet this weekend and so have I.
I have been doing a lot of thinking and as much as I
am falling for you and as wonderful as I think you are
and as great as you treat me I am feeling like I need
a little space. I am so overwhelmed with everything
in my life right now that I don't feel I can put
enough into a relationship like you deserve. Tears
fill my eyes as I type this because I do have such
strong feelings for you and I am so attracted to you.
You are generous and gorgoeus and have been so good to
me. Please don't hate me I am just under a lot of
stress and pressure right now and feel I am trying to
juggle too much. Also just coming out of 7 years of
marriage I somethimes feel like I shouldn't just jump
into a huge serious relationship. Maybe now is just
not the right time and we can reconnect when I have my
shit together. We can certainly remain friends for
now, I would actually love that if you are willing!
Brian, you are such a wonderful guy which is making
this decision so hard for me! I hope you understand!"
I know we talked about this already.
But, it still makes me laugh.
(the whole predictable situation does actually)
all the whey
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javaguru said:It really is funny; I knew exactly how it was going to go down.
I know bro.
You told me when you first started dating her, and I asked when you are going to meet the kids.lol
Sounded like a fun ride though!
digimon7068
New member
javaguru said:Pretty much what I predicted would happen
"
You've been awfuly quiet this weekend and so have I.
I have been doing a lot of thinking and as much as I
am falling for you and as wonderful as I think you are
and as great as you treat me I am feeling like I need
a little space. I am so overwhelmed with everything
in my life right now that I don't feel I can put
enough into a relationship like you deserve. Tears
fill my eyes as I type this because I do have such
strong feelings for you and I am so attracted to you.
You are generous and gorgoeus and have been so good to
me. Please don't hate me I am just under a lot of
stress and pressure right now and feel I am trying to
juggle too much. Also just coming out of 7 years of
marriage I somethimes feel like I shouldn't just jump
into a huge serious relationship. Maybe now is just
not the right time and we can reconnect when I have my
shit together. We can certainly remain friends for
now, I would actually love that if you are willing!
Brian, you are such a wonderful guy which is making
this decision so hard for me! I hope you understand!"
brian? your name is brian?? wow. . .didn't see that one coming. . .
javaguru said:Pretty much what I predicted would happen
"
You've been awfuly quiet this weekend and so have I.
I have been doing a lot of thinking and as much as I
am falling for you and as wonderful as I think you are
and as great as you treat me I am feeling like I need
a little space. I am so overwhelmed with everything
in my life right now that I don't feel I can put
enough into a relationship like you deserve. Tears
fill my eyes as I type this because I do have such
strong feelings for you and I am so attracted to you.
You are generous and gorgoeus and have been so good to
me. Please don't hate me I am just under a lot of
stress and pressure right now and feel I am trying to
juggle too much. Also just coming out of 7 years of
marriage I somethimes feel like I shouldn't just jump
into a huge serious relationship. Maybe now is just
not the right time and we can reconnect when I have my
shit together. We can certainly remain friends for
now, I would actually love that if you are willing!
Brian, you are such a wonderful guy which is making
this decision so hard for me! I hope you understand!"
^^^Is that for real? loolollol
(sorry man, but I had to lol @ some of the things wimminz say).
javaguru
Banned
I know, I predicted the scenario and replied to her e-mail with a "No hard feelings, I don't hate you and I expected this."Jack Schitt said:
It took her less time than i expected to start sending me," i miss you so much" e-mails, it was like three-four days as opposed to the two weeks I predicted.
javaguru
Banned
There was a time years ago when I would do something like that but I see it completely different these days, once it's over it's over. That's how all the crazy drama gets started and having a drunk chick banging on my door at 2:30 AM wanting to talk it over is damned annoying.Frisky said:well... then thank goodness she did you a favor eh? if the fuck was good, you'd be more willing to tap that ass just one more time... LOL
javaguru said:There was a time years ago when I would do something like that but I see it completely different these days, once it's over it's over. That's how all the crazy drama gets started and having a drunk chick banging on my door at 2:30 AM wanting to talk it over is damned annoying.
LOL
I feel ya!
all the whey
New member
javaguru said:There was a time years ago when I would do something like that but I see it completely different these days, once it's over it's over. That's how all the crazy drama gets started and having a drunk chick banging on my door at 2:30 AM wanting to talk it over is damned annoying.
Damn, we might be twins. (If I would have been Captain of the Football Team)
That is ONE of the reasons I try not to date.
As I get older I really appreciate getting dumped.
javaguru
Banned
Why would I be hurting over a casual dating relationship that lasted about two months? I knew what I was getting into from the beginning and never developed any serious connection to her. It's when people jump into relationships blind with both feet that bad things happen.blueta2 said:
Three to four days isn't a good sign. Two weeks is about average for that sort of thing. Sounds like you haven't heard the last of her.javaguru said:I know, I predicted the scenario and replied to her e-mail with a "No hard feelings, I don't hate you and I expected this."
It took her less time than i expected to start sending me," i miss you so much" e-mails, it was like three-four days as opposed to the two weeks I predicted.
all the whey
New member
blueta2 said:
It is real!
Java and I discussed this when he first started. (pros and cons)
He decided to be her Transition guy. Knowing he may have to listen to some ex drama, and her wanting him to meet the kids way too fast.
But, the advantage is she would probably dump him when he didn't meet kids, get more serious quickly, etc.
Like he said it is 100 times better getting dumped than dating the girls who will not let you go. (until they find someone else)
all the whey
New member
javaguru said:
Hey Java you said she live 35 miles away?
I though she lived in your city?
javaguru
Banned
Nope. Even though I did most of the driving I calculated that I was in the green by $400.00+ dollars on the cost of dating. Another thing she wanted me to do that I didn't like was wanting me to come over after the kids went to bed and then get up at 6:00 AM for a commute home. Not worth the effort in my book.all the whey said:
Pat_McCrotch
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javaguru said:Dr. Heather broke up with me! What should I do!!!
Dr. Heather...
Damn Java yo ulook good in that fireman out fit.
You oughta tell her about jesus. it brings all the girls back.
Pat_McCrotch
New member
princesa said:go to church
lift some weights
meet new people
buy new clothes <<works for me
dont drink (wont make you feel any better)
I think someone has an e-crush on java.
Pat_McCrotch
New member
javaguru said:yuck!
The blonde is dr heather i am assuming. she came to ER a few weeks ago. We treated her for the ghono and chlymidia. I think they even gave her sp,e cream just in case those were warts too.
Pat_McCrotch
New member
Hey Brain. First off she is a lyign bitch. "your generous and gorgeous." LOL
javaguru said:Pretty much what I predicted would happen
"
You've been awfuly quiet this weekend and so have I.
I have been doing a lot of thinking and as much as I
am falling for you and as wonderful as I think you are
and as great as you treat me I am feeling like I need
a little space. I am so overwhelmed with everything
in my life right now that I don't feel I can put
enough into a relationship like you deserve. Tears
fill my eyes as I type this because I do have such
strong feelings for you and I am so attracted to you.
You are generous and gorgoeus and have been so good to
me. Please don't hate me I am just under a lot of
stress and pressure right now and feel I am trying to
juggle too much. Also just coming out of 7 years of
marriage I somethimes feel like I shouldn't just jump
into a huge serious relationship. Maybe now is just
not the right time and we can reconnect when I have my
shit together. We can certainly remain friends for
now, I would actually love that if you are willing!
Brian, you are such a wonderful guy which is making
this decision so hard for me! I hope you understand!"
digimon7068
New member
javaguru said:You're assuming I actually want her back.....
Super jesusy chicks won't have sex before marriage which makes them next to useless as a girlfriend, at least they can still cook, clean and do your laundry. Definitely not worth the time or effort.
you're becoming bitter. . .and cynical. . .i love you man
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