I deserve a reward

[Buddy_Christ]

Cause I'm the best fuck that you ever had


And that's the fucking truth. Deal with it.

 

[UA_Iron]

nope, I am.

bend over now.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

nope, I am.

bend over now.

I'm going to teach you the gentle art of making enemies when I nail you slowly and without lube.

 

[UA_Iron]

I'm going to teach you the gentle art of making enemies when I nail you slowly and without lube.

Pardon, please, the narrow
Confinement of your limbs;
Unfortunately, it's necessary
For your correction;
Shriek to your heart's
Content, if you wish;
I promise you pain and
Nightmares, in that sequence.

 

[seizer]

Why dont you just give the platinum preview and us a break and title this thread sawastea

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Pardon, please, the narrow
Confinement of your limbs;
Unfortunately, it's necessary
For your correction;
Shriek to your heart's
Content, if you wish;
I promise you pain and
Nightmares, in that sequence.

Kill the body and the head will die

 

[dirty~d~]

Hey crak, if it really is true then I'll be over in a few.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Hey crak, if it really is true then I'll be over in a few.

Ever seen Blazing Saddles?

Cue Lili Von Schtupp sound clip.......

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Still waiting for that reward.......

 

[Sub-Zero]

repost

 

[jerkbox]

and if I tighten up my hole you may never see the light again!