I could never be an MLB umpire.

[biteme]

Those coaches get in my face and scream at me they way I see them do on the sports news, I'd bite a chunk out of their neck and spit it in their face. Nor could I be a little league umpire, those guys take too much abuse from asshole parents. I'd charge into the stands and beat the shit out of them.

 

[jack sparrow]

lol...dude, you couldn't be a janitor in a MLB ball park.

 

[Phaded]

lol...dude, you couldn't be a janitor in a MLB ball park.

lol

 

[Cutiebaby]

Just hit em all with bats

 

[biteme]

lol...dude, you couldn't be a janitor in a MLB ball park.

Dudes with 14" necks should not be allowed on EFitness. Your neck is so skinny that you could jerk it off.