I contracted blue balls last night

[Alex Cross]

Ok, get this shit....

This kinda-new chick is over. We just started hookin up, but Ive kinda known her on and off.... Well she is like 18 (im 21) college freshmeat... She is real innocent but had a boyfriend for like 4 years so I know she knows whats up...

We're makin out, and im all CILAIS'ed up ready to go.... So Im hard thru the whole movie.. Like a fuckin 2x4!! She starts dry humpin me like a porn star... I knew she would do it too, cause she did last time- so I didnt wear boxers!!

Long story short. She is dry humpin the shit outta me. I tell her ok no more since Im gettin rugburn!! Then I start rubbin the hell out of her box and she is moanin hard core, then jumps back on me and dry humps some more.... Jesus H.... So then she's like, ooooh now i just wanna cuddle....

She lays next to me and im like what the fuck.. We both see my big ass boner, and im like ummm yea dont leave me for dead!! She plays all dumb and innocent saying what are you talking about , and gigglin.... So I was like, well they start towing in 10 minutes so you'd better go!! I walk her out and she tells me to walk to her to her car... im like nah, you dont deserve it....

I barely got to rub one out before they turned blue!! what the fuck- i dont know if she's a tease or really an innocent one!!!

A/C

 

[Freak Show]

at this point, you bide your time....wait till she falls asleep and fire one off on her back, ass, hair, whichever you choose. its your right, you've earned it. go in peace my son.

 

[jesus 2]

jesus 2 got it a couple times. once, back in high school, it was bad enough it felt as if jesus 2 had been wacked in the nuts!

 

[JohnyJuice]

Never did understand this "blue balls" phenomenom. Never got it in my life. Odd.

-= nav =-

I thought it was a myth as well. An "urban legend" if you will. That is until it happned to me. It sucks, believe me.

 

[2Thick]

You should have told that bitch to hit the curb once she said that she wanted to cuddle.

You got played by an 18 year old.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Still sounds like fun.. wish I were that lucky. Dweezil wants to get laid.....

 

[Cyclemein]

My opinion, never let chicks get to you like that. It's happened to me a few times but you know what as time goes on you know not to let that happen. In your mind know cut and dry, don't let that shit go on longer than you know you ain't getting shit.

 

[Freak Show]

it has happened to me as well. i was walking back from the store(with the girl in question) and i had to stop several times cuz the pain was so bad. i could hardly catch my breath it was that bad. she wondered what the hell was wrong and so i told her. thankfully, later that night, she remedied the problem

 

[Alex Cross]

You should have told that bitch to hit the curb once she said that she wanted to cuddle.

You got played by an 18 year old.

Well FUUUUUUUUUCK ME!! I don't think I got played, I just think she is a retarded future donkey-punched sluts of america club memeber!!!!

Oh and blue balls is no joke my friends. Like Jesus said, it feels like you got WHACKED!! There was just an arcticle in GQ this or last month about the actual physcial effects.. Something about the sperm getting stuck in the prostate and yada yada... Don't remember I was whackin off!!! hehehe

A/C

 

[notoriousQQ]

J2 hit it on the head, getting blue balls fells like someone slapped you in the nuts. The kind of slap that makes you wonder if they are going to hurt or not and then the pain and throbbing sets in. I got it back in the day in junior high school a time or two and once in high school. The bad thing is once it sets in, there isn't anything you can to do make it feel better, rubbing one out doesn't even help. From what I remember. Blue balls is very real and not a laughing matter. Unless it's someone else. Then it's all shits and giggles.

 

[Ms knight]

blue balls. sorry i thought when i was sucking them you could handle it like a man.