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I churned butter on Saturday...

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Yep. I didn't milk the cow, though. Someone brought us fresh milk. You can churn butter by skimming the cream, putting it in a mason jar with a few clean marbles, putting a lid on it, and shaking in back and forth. You have NO IDEA how much better fresh butter is than the stuff you buy in the store.

INSERT YOUR BUTTER BUTT JOKES HERE

Anyway, it got me to reminiscing about my Appalachian Mtn. background. So many of the memories are so great. Being raised in the country really has some wonderful benefits. I remember catching tadpoles and crawdads barefoot in the creek, making quilts, hoe-ing the garden with my grandfather, snapping beans on the front porch, making quilt blocks with my grandmother, etc, etc.

I hope to bring my child to the mountains enough that he will be able to relate to our heritage.
 
redguru said:
Yup, soundsa like Appalachia :)

just kidding, I miss cranking the Ice cream bucket, sweet corn in the firepit, mountain pies and s'mores.
mmmmmmmmm...sweet corn and smores rock!
 
I love getting handjobs from chichs that churn butter

you've never had a handjob until you've had one from a woman that puts 14 hours a day to churning butter
 
heatherrae said:
Yep. I didn't milk the cow, though. Someone brought us fresh milk. You can churn butter by skimming the cream, putting it in a mason jar with a few clean marbles, putting a lid on it, and shaking in back and forth. You have NO IDEA how much better fresh butter is than the stuff you buy in the store.

INSERT YOUR BUTTER BUTT JOKES HERE

Anyway, it got me to reminiscing about my Appalachian Mtn. background. So many of the memories are so great. Being raised in the country really has some wonderful benefits. I remember catching tadpoles and crawdads barefoot in the creek, making quilts, hoe-ing the garden with my grandfather, snapping beans on the front porch, making quilt blocks with my grandmother, etc, etc.

I hope to bring my child to the mountains enough that he will be able to relate to our heritage.
I did that churning butter shit when I was eight.....easier to buy it at the store...
 
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
 
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