EF Sam has dropped a couple of MOAK (Mother-of-All-Karma) bombs on me, too. Bless his heart. And his itchy karma button.
HOT CHICK CEEBS. YOUR IN MY SIG. I BUSY FIGHTING BAD
TERRORIST DUDES. MASSIVEGUNZ TELL ME ALL THE TIME WHAT A
HOT PIECE OF LOVE MUFFIN YOU ARE. IS THAT MOAK LIKE A
MOAB? I HOPE THAT WE GET SOME OF THOSE OVER HERE.
OSAMA IS SENDING SUICIDE GOATS AFTER ME AND MY PLATOON.
DONT WORRY THOUGH I CAN MAKE LOVE POEMS TO.
SEX IS A GAMBLE,
SEX IS A GAME;
THE GUYS TAKE THE BLAME;
ONE NIGHT OF PLEASURE,
NINE MONTHS OF PAIN;
THREE DAYS IN THE HOSPITAL,
AND A BABY TO NAME;
IT'S EASY FOR A GUY,
TO GET A GIRL AGAINST THE WALL;
AND STICK UP HIS EDUCATION,
INCREASING THE POPULATION;
OR A YOUR GENERATION,
THE FATHER IS A BASTARD;
THE MOTHER IS A WHORE,
JUNIOR WOULDN'T BE BORN;
IF THE RUBBER HADN'T TORN!
OK ENOUGH OF THE POEMS. I HAVE GOATS TO KILL.
the ihateosama