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I smoke before I do cardio.. is that fucking pathetic or what?
I can't stop smoking
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Smurfy said:
That goes without saying. Once I get a quality high res camera I will post slicedness in its totality.
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And I smoke those fag cloves. I just don't feel right smoking them without a rope bracelet.
vinylgroover
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just pretend that each fag is a another guy's cock.
If that doesn't stop you you're probably gay. If nothing else you'll find out alot about yourself.
If that doesn't stop you you're probably gay. If nothing else you'll find out alot about yourself.
Deus Ex Machina
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just pretend that you're inhaling cyanide, rat poison, and various other carcinogens.
oh shit wait.
oh shit wait.
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vinylgroover said:
Stop tricking me
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Deus Ex Machina said:
Thanks THETRUTH.COM
MrMakaveli
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Me too..fucking newports keep calling me....
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chaos mage said:
Move your way up to smoke 4 packs a day!
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jerkbox said:
But they're laced with PCP!
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chaos mage said:
So what! Suck it up! Be a man!
out_at_sea
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chaos mage said:
Am I redundant if I say......."yea ,you are damn right".
Try smoking after cardio, Dorothy....
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Re: Re: I can't stop smoking
Will do Algernon!
out_at_sea said:
Will do Algernon!
PIGEON-RAT
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start smoking pot instead
i mean at least then you'll get high
i mean at least then you'll get high
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PIGEON-RAT said:
Pot just makes me sick. I curl into a fetal position by the toilet and pass out. Just like any other night.
out_at_sea
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vinylgroover said:
Chaos Fagmage just came out of the closet....
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out_at_sea said:
We'd all have much more fun with this little quarrel if you could reply with more intelligent and thoughtful responses. As it is now, I own you like the Jews own the media.
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chaos mage said:
What a putz......I am the mofo who will always own your bony ass, and you know it retard.
Cant you see that you are just a boring fuck? Trying to post endless unwitty and moronic posts wont make you overcome your innate stupidity!
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out_at_sea said:
lol. I'll leave this one for your 3rd grade teacher to red-mark.
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chaos mage said:
Stop begging for my cock..and stop the PM FAGGOT!!! Or I wll ban your sorry ass.....you make me uncomfortable...
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out_at_sea said:
I'm not Pm'ing you. You might want to answer this one, love
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DcupSheepNipples
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I was going to suggest a game of "Spot The Retard" but that's too easy at the moment! Carry on!
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chaos mage said:
then try crack
stuffperson
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R@t,
Print that, tape it to your fridge door, and laugh at it when you turn 22.
Print that, tape it to your fridge door, and laugh at it when you turn 22.
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smoking sucks. i still smoke. i've gotten sick of it. i set my quit date. Monday March 1. i've got step 3 and step 2 of the patch already. i'll get step 1 later. 'im fucking sick of this. this pack and a half a day shit is more than enough. problem is, i enjoy it. i put a cig out on the way into the gym and light one up on the way out. my workout partner says he can't believe the way i lift with the way i smoke. somehow i can do it, but cardio, not a chance (bulking, so fuck cardio, it's the devil).
i've made a few attempts in the past. 2 years ago i quit, right around this same time of year. i went 8 months. then i broke down. had a buzz going. cig just went along with it. it was all downhill from there. within 2 months i was smoking like i was before i quit.
smoking was "cool" or some fucking bullshit like that in junior high and in high school. i've been smoking steady for over 10 years now, with the exception of a few "quit" times. i fucking hate it now. i hate walking into a room and everyone knows who the smoker is. i hate being a slave to this shit. i'm sick of coughing for no reason other than the fact that my lungs want oxygen. and at the same time, i enjoy smoking. what the fuck?
if you say i'm too weak to quit and that's why i smoke, i say fuck you. it's not that easy, i wish it was. this time i gotta make it happen and stick to it for good. gotta make my girlfriend quit too, and she wants to as well, but she has less willpower than i do. living with someone that smokes makes it 10x harder to stop.
i need to print this out and keep it for reference every time i want a cig. damn i fucking hate this.
why am i pushing my quit date til next week? mental preparation. i can't just quit. i've been through this before. i've tried. doesn't work with me, i wish it did. i've set my mind to it. i know when. the patch will be my crutch to help me wean off. it's worked for me before, it's just the afterwards that is difficult. you think you have it beat, then you test yourself. it's a mind fuck that you perform on yourself.
sorry for the long post, but i had to get that off my chest. be prepared next week for some REALLY off the wall shit from me (as if i havn't been acting psychotic enough lately). last time i quit i was on a constant rampage....this time it's gonna be even more fun
i've made a few attempts in the past. 2 years ago i quit, right around this same time of year. i went 8 months. then i broke down. had a buzz going. cig just went along with it. it was all downhill from there. within 2 months i was smoking like i was before i quit.
smoking was "cool" or some fucking bullshit like that in junior high and in high school. i've been smoking steady for over 10 years now, with the exception of a few "quit" times. i fucking hate it now. i hate walking into a room and everyone knows who the smoker is. i hate being a slave to this shit. i'm sick of coughing for no reason other than the fact that my lungs want oxygen. and at the same time, i enjoy smoking. what the fuck?
if you say i'm too weak to quit and that's why i smoke, i say fuck you. it's not that easy, i wish it was. this time i gotta make it happen and stick to it for good. gotta make my girlfriend quit too, and she wants to as well, but she has less willpower than i do. living with someone that smokes makes it 10x harder to stop.
i need to print this out and keep it for reference every time i want a cig. damn i fucking hate this.
why am i pushing my quit date til next week? mental preparation. i can't just quit. i've been through this before. i've tried. doesn't work with me, i wish it did. i've set my mind to it. i know when. the patch will be my crutch to help me wean off. it's worked for me before, it's just the afterwards that is difficult. you think you have it beat, then you test yourself. it's a mind fuck that you perform on yourself.
sorry for the long post, but i had to get that off my chest. be prepared next week for some REALLY off the wall shit from me (as if i havn't been acting psychotic enough lately). last time i quit i was on a constant rampage....this time it's gonna be even more fun
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Is it possible to reduce the quantity of cigs smoked per day, or does this usually end in failure?
hamstershaver
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i figured you were gonna tell us about your pole smoking fettish
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hamstershaver said:
Your wit is quicker than most of my ejaculations
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chaos mage said:
Yes...that helps.
Or- most smokers have a certain times of the day when they smoke....like scheduled habit.
If you normally have one after lunch....then after work....just skip the one after lunch. It's easy to skip one if you can tell yourself "Just wait until after work."
out_at_sea
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chaos mage said:
Nope.....you either quit for good ..or keep smoking...
Take it from an ex-smoker.....
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out_at_sea said:
This is the truth I am seeking
chewyxrage
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Yeah but if your smoking 15 cigs a day your much better off only smoking 3 or 4.
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ChewYxRage said:
I'm testing human life at accelerated decay conditions, okay?
stuffperson
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Go cold turkey mang.
I smoked about 12-15/day for 2 years, tried various retarded techniques to quit or cut down, then just stopped altogether and took it like a mayawn. i think over that next year I maybe smoked a pack of other peoples cigs while i was drinking, and would be pissed at myself when I did. that was 2 years ago. I hate cigs now, pisses me off to smell like them or be around someone who is smoking.
I smoked about 12-15/day for 2 years, tried various retarded techniques to quit or cut down, then just stopped altogether and took it like a mayawn. i think over that next year I maybe smoked a pack of other peoples cigs while i was drinking, and would be pissed at myself when I did. that was 2 years ago. I hate cigs now, pisses me off to smell like them or be around someone who is smoking.
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landser said:
The funny thing is I think nicotine gum was what got me to start smoking. Supposedly it is a nutrient partitioner/fat burner. Apparently it is also a gateway drug.
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