I cant beleive I just this!

[SoreArms]

I woke up a little late and rushed through getting ready. I showered, dressed and somehow, I sub conciously grabbed my bong and took a bowl to the head. As soon as I exhaled the third hit, I suddenly realized that I'm heading to work, OMG!!! The terror set in, specially once I remembered that I have to give a presentation at 9:30. I can act normal when I'm high but my eyes are a sure tell tale sign. I wish I could wear my shades in that conference room ,then I wouldn't worry at all.

I'm barely leving to work, wish me luck!

 

[coverguy]

have fun. maybe they'll have some snacks in the conference room!

 

[jb160]

DUDE WTF!!! THat is funny good luck.

 

[MissJanet79]

The terror set in, specially once I remembered that I have to give a presentation at 9:30. I can act normal when I'm high but my eyes are a sure tell tale sign. I wish I could wear my shades in that conference room ,then I wouldn't worry at all.
I'm barely leving to work, wish me luck!

LOL Poor thing! Just tell them to excuse your appearance b/c your allergies are acting up!

 

[powerslave]

Take it with ya, maybe they would like a hit.

 

[Deterass]

Ahh...........you can wing it dude.

 

[FreeballinDC]

you must be high because your title to this thread does not make any sense what so ever.

even more so than your usual posts.

 

[KillahBee]

Yo, dude! That's a bummer, man - total downer!

 

[BileStew]

I can't believe you "just this" too.

WTF?

 

[SoreArms]

Oh man, so I'm over 30 mins late and as soon as I get here I hear my name being paged. I put like 18 packages in shipping yesterday that need to go out before 9:00 AM, well the shipping guy didn't understand some of the paper work, so I'm trying to straighten everything out for him. I was like all nervous and fumbly, I need to regain my composure before that presentation. To top it off, I dont even have an agenda or written out plan. I was planning on winging it, but I don't know if I can do that while high!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[Code]

Done that before....
I actually presented pretty well.

 

[Becoming]

get some visine

 

[chewyxrage]

lmao dude! that is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

yeah get some visine for the eyes, you'll be straight for your presentation

 

[UA_Iron]

take some ephedra, that will sharpen you right the f*ck up and probably shake some of that paranoia.

 

[bran987]

so much for your 'performance review' coming up in a few weeks

good luck soreborleo

 

[Becoming]

take some ephedra, that will sharpen you right the f*ck up and probably shake some of that paranoia.

another good suggestion -

take a little of this to get you back up to speed... visine will clear up your eyes and get your confidence about that up...

you will be fine...

 

[Lestat]

I call bullshit on this one.

 

[Subzeero]

oh jeez

 

[Buddy_Christ]

fuckin dumbass

 

[SoreArms]

That presentation ran late, I was there until a bit past 12:00, our lunch break is usually at 11:30, so I was fucking starving. I just got back from lunch.

Luckily, my eyes weren't red, I just started wearing contacts so I'm not sure if the eye drops I use for them helped or if my eyes just didn't get red this time. I was so fucking nervous at first. This was a presentation to a regional sales manager and a couple of other people in marketing/sales about a new software product we developed. I couldn't find the fucking software disk with like 2 minutes 'till the meeting. Then, I forgot that I had to print out 5, 32 page documents to distribute at this meeting. Needless to say, I was a bit late After that though, it was cake. Once I got in the conference room and started talking, I realized that these guys (because they are not technically inclined) were taking in every thing I said, as I said it. I was the one in charge and setting the tone of the meeting. So I just took it from there and it went pretty smooth. I actually think it helped me be a bit more relaxed versus super tech geek trying to explain every single little jargon term to these guys. Plus, I was drinking coffee the entire time, so I think that helped me look and remain alert. Obviously, becasue so much time passed by, I'm not high anymore but I do feel sleepy. Although this seemed to turn out OK I hope this never happens again. I'll try to keep the wake and bake routine for the weekends.

 

[Gambino]

LOL This has happened to me before

 

[SoreArms]

oh man, this almost happened to me again last Friday morning. I got ripped on Thursday night and left the pipe and weed next to my bed. When I woke up in the morning I went straight for the pipe and started putting the weed in the bowl before I realized I had to get ready for work.

 

[slat1]

In college I was a big partier. Well, a guy at school I sort of knew said we should hit some party. I wound up blowing him off to get laid.
He left all sorts of messages on my phone saying I couldn't party etc.
At 6am I had an idea. I was going to drive to his house. Kick in the door. Make him smoke a 1/4 oz with me while kicking a case of beer. LOL
So I went down there. Kicked in the door. No one was in any of the bedrooms til I got to the last one. It was his roommate. I said "You roommate talked all sorts of shit about partying. Your going to have to take one for the team and tell him about it"
We got so fucking retarded.
The guy finally turned to me and said "is it friday?"... "yup"... "what time is it?"... "9:45"... "Oh my fucking God. I have my final presentation for class in 15 minutes" LOL
I guess he aced it!!!

 

[KillahBee]

lol, I remember this thread, goddamn stoner

 

[GoldenDelicious]

its like the chicken and the egg...does weed make you dumb, or is it the other way around...

 

[jackangel]

you should do this more often.