I can now speak spanish...

[EnderJE]

...thanks to that bitch, Dora The Explorer.

My kids love her. They do a little Dora dance. I've been banned from watching it anymore because I've told them that Dora should shoot at the bitch ass fox that keeps stealing her stuff.

Sheesh. How are the kids going to learn how to live in the city with a cartoon like that? As if saying, "swiper, no swiping" will prevent a mugging.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Tu tano uno labious moi rico. (my spelling may be off.)

 

[EnderJE]

Tu tano uno labious moi rico. (my spelling may be off.)

Crap. Just when I thought I knew everything...

Hmmm...its it something about Alligator Lake or Icky Sticky Sand?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Crap. Just when I thought I knew everything...

Hmmm...its it something about Alligator Lake or Icky Sticky Sand?

No it means your lips are yummy.

 

[EnderJE]

No it means your lips are yummy.

I guess you've heard that before...

What does it mean when they say..."OMFG, Its Frankenstein!"? Does it mean that she likes me?

 

[perkele]

Lunos el bunos hola hola uunos.

 

[EnderJE]

Lunos el bunos hola hola uunos.

Okay, I don't know Spanish that well unless there's an Alligator Lake or the Icky Sticky Sand traps in the sentence.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Okay, I don't know Spanish that well unless there's an Alligator Lake or the Icky Sticky Sand traps in the sentence.

Yo desio belarie contigo. (Pretty sure my spelling sucks.)

 

[EnderJE]

Yo desio belarie contigo. (Pretty sure my spelling sucks.)

Is there a lake with alligators or sand? Otherwise, I have no idea what you said.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Is there a lake with alligators or sand? Otherwise, I have no idea what you said.

I wish we were dancing.
All I know in spanish is pick up lines, how to get to a nude beach and how to cuse someone out.

 

[EnderJE]

I wish we were dancing.
All I know in spanish is pick up lines, how to get to a nude beach and how to cuse someone out.

All I know is how to say how to get to "Play Park", cross the "Aligator Beach", or "the Icky Sticky Sand".

Except, I don't know how to type it.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

All I know is how to say how to get to "Play Park", cross the "Aligator Beach", or "the Icky Sticky Sand".

Except, I don't know how to type it.

Dora best be teaching your kids some spanish cuse words they will need them. I could babysite them for you teach them spanish cuse words and how to play with crack heads in the park.

 

[EnderJE]

Dora best be teaching your kids some spanish cuse words they will need them. I could babysite them for you teach them spanish cuse words and how to play with crack heads in the park.

Can you teach knife fighting, how to roll, and pick up lines? I want them to be prepared for HS.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Can you teach knife fighting, how to roll, and pick up lines? I want them to be prepared for HS.

Done and done... want me to have the sex talk with them too?

 

[EnderJE]

Done and done... want me to have the sex talk with them too?

Hmm. I don't know about that one. You could help them learn how to please a woman, but at 3 and 1, I think its a little early.