
rsnoble-im-back said:Of course the funniest burn story i've heard to date is when my friend came home drunk and put a pizza in the oven. Came back to remove it with only underwear on and his feet slipped out, he hit the floor, the pizza flew in the air and landed cheese side down on his midsection and slid all the way down to his upper legs-burning everything in between. EVERYTHING.
oh, shit......I woulda laugh my ass off if I just saw thatforeigngirl said:oh, shit......I woulda laugh my ass off if I just saw that
rsnoble-im-back said:I did laugh my ass off. And wouldn't you know this is the same dude that after visiting me in the ICU at the burn ward went out to clean his yard up the next day and lighted a brush pile on file with his right hand. While he was holding a open container of gas in his left hand. Poof. He was also a patient in the ward while I was in a coma but got out in a couple days. He came to see me again after I came out of it and he had his hand all done up in dressings and shit and told me what happened and im like dude get a clue.
maybe you should get a clue and stay on a little distance with him. You dont want him throwing hot pizza at you accidentally or burn youforeigngirl said:maybe you should get a clue and stay on a little distance with him. You dont want him throwing hot pizza at you accidentally or burn you
rsnoble-im-back said:Yeah that aint no shit! Damn I wish everyone would hurry up already and get him im ready to go. Now not tommorow today!
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