I believe

[satanic goatslayer]

I believe:

- That most people I meet deserve to die
- That somewhere there are some good people
- That I'll overcome discrimination
- That hanging crack dealers who rip me off is beneficial
- That absinthe should come from a faucet
- That people who don't even make an attempt to spell things correctly should be strung up and beaten until they die
- That plifter's account should be reactivated
- That plifter's life was just as bad as it sounded
- That the hissing noise cats make is a signal for them to be thrown into the fireplace
- That using knives in the ruck is within the boundaries of fair play
- That women try to change me
- That those women deserve to be covered in gasoline and torched
- That my flock is the greatest in the world
- That, although people might disagree, mimes are by far the finest entertainment around - especially when they try to convey the word "Help" as you have them crushed by a slab of cement
- That Rick Springfield should be shot so that he would be considered a martyr

Vice Grips.

 

[frorider6]

I wish that I had Jessie's girl!

 

[PHATchik]

SG, you never fail to cause a bright spot in my dreary day. Almost brings a tear to my eye.

Although, the one about people who don't even try to spell correctly.....well, let's just say I hate that too.

 

[the nature boy]

I wish that I had a tub of astroglide!

yeah me too. and a rubber chicken.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Jessie's Girl marked the beginning of a new era of human sacrifice.

And days are never dreary if you include shine in the goings-on.

Letter is cheque.

 

[gotmilk]

Although, the one about people who don't even try to spell correctly.....well, let's just say I hate that too.

WAT?

 

[Longhorn85]

I believe:
- That Rick Springfield should be shot so that he would be considered a martyr

It would be the first gig he has had since General Hospital

 

[PHATchik]

WAT?

Lol. Oh well, it was nice knowing you.

 

[supersizeme]

I wish Sloatgayer would head to the altar with Slice of Peach version 2.0

 

[frorider6]

I wish Sloatgayer would head to the altar with Slice of Peach version 2.0

I think I missed something. Why does everyone hate Slice of Peach2?

 

[supersizeme]

fro it was before your time and it was always more of a Doghouse thing than an elite fitness thing. eventually the virus that is SOP2 spread over here to elite and got modded in the process.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I'm trying my hardest to lower her self-esteem so that her capture and eventual sale to the eskimos will be easily accomplished.

 

[Citruscide]

SG... I'd like to see you taking a nice nap, laying on your back on top of a 20 foot tall wooden steak... well, you wouldn't be on top of it, it would be through your chest... maybe some hot irons through your eyes....

Or rather how about just seeing you stand in the middle of a street while I drive you over with a mack truck... splattering your guys all over LSD... that'd be something... for me anyway.

C

 

[dballer]

I'm trying my hardest to lower her self-esteem so that her capture and eventual sale to the eskimos will be easily accomplished.

Awesome.