I asked one of the poorest, most laziest people I know

[biteme]

Who so many intangible things are going downhill in this country?

He replied, "What are you talking about?"

 

[puddlemonkey]

Clean your mirror while you're in there.

 

[swole]

Clean your mirror while you're in there.

lol, u beat me to it

 

[rubberneck]

what i was thinking! lol

 

[heatherrae]

I was going to say "wait. You know someone poorer and lazier than you?" You guys beat me to it.

I would just be kidding biteme.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I would just be kidding biteme.

Don't believe it biteme! You're male, she wants you dead and broke!!!!

 

[rubberneck]

so does the monkey boy!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

so does the monkey boy!!!

Eradicate the enemy!!!!!!!!

 

[rubberneck]

Eradicate the enemy!!!!!!!!

BITEME??

 

[puddlemonkey]

BITEME??

No, lyrics from a SFU song.