I apologize for the recent site outage.

[Lestat]

i thought the outage might have been deliberate... to cool things off around here.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

i thought the outage might have been deliberate... to cool things off around here.

i was thinking the same thing

 

[sawastea]

hit me

 

[George Spellwin]

George you need help picking out a new load balancer? Let me know

Actually I do. I need one with 9 Gig ports.

 

[H_T_]

what about the people who work for a living and aren't laying on the fucking couch at 1pm?

 

[George Spellwin]

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[traddum]

hit me

HAHAHAHA

 

[sawastea]

How 'bout those who are lifetime plats?

 

[hamstershaver]

george hook up that karma poker
me and you one on one for a million karmas, 30% of the stock in ef, and the guide to getting poon

 

[pintoca]

site went down?

anywhoo... George, what is a good deal right now in Plats memberships