I am the Walrus

[SoreArms]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I’m crying.

 

[SoreArms]

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

 

[SoreArms]

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob

 

[SoreArms]

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.

 

[SoreArms]

I’m crying, I’m crying.
I’m crying, I’m crying.

 

[The Lion]

ooh! oooh! I can play along!

Wee wee ooh wimoweh
Wee wee ooh wimoweh
Owimoweh, owimoweh, owimoweh, owimoweh,
owimoweh, owimoweh, owimoweh, owimoweh,
owimoweh, owimoweh, owimoweh, owimoweh,
owimoweh, owimoweh, owimoweh, owimoweh.
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight,
in the jungle, the quiet jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.
Wee wee ooh wimoweh,
wee wee ooh wimoweh.
Near the village, the peaceful village, the lion sleeps tonight,
near the village, the quiet village, the lion sleeps tonight.
Wee wee ooh wimoweh.
Rrrrr, wee ooh wimoweh
Intermezzo
Hush, my darling, don? fear, my darling, the lion sleeps tonight,
hush, my darling, don? fear, my darling, the lion sleeps tonight.
Owimoweh, owimoweh, owimoweh, owimoweh,
owimoweh, owimoweh, owimoweh, owimoweh,
owimoweh, owimoweh, owimoweh, owimoweh,
owimoweh, owimoweh, owimoweh, owimoweh.

 

[SoreArms]

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.

 

[HumorMe]

Craig Stadler AKA The Walrus

 

[SoreArms]

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

 

[bluepeter]

You're Craig Stadler? No shit?

 

[SoreArms]

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.

 

[Scotsman]

I fucking hate the beatles.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[SoreArms]

I fucking hate the beatles.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.

 

[bran987]

shut the fuck up donny, you're out of your element

 

[SoreArms]

shut the fuck up donny, you're out of your element

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don’t you thing the joker laughs at you?

 

[SoreArms]

See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I’m crying.

 

[SoreArms]

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.

 

[FreeballinDC]

If you're The Walrus, then howcum you haven't changed your screenname yet?

 

[bran987]

If you're The Walrus, then howcum you haven't changed your screenname yet?

No!

 

[samoth]

GreenWalrusArms

.

 

[SoreArms]

goo goo g’joob

goo goo g’joob goo goo g’joob

goo goo g’joob

goo goo g’joob goo goo g’joob