I am so strong that...........

[biteme]

I rip my towels when drying off after a shower.

 

[biteme]

The other day I got pissed off in a traffic jam and accidently yanked my steering wheel off. I think I need to back off the heavy lifting for awhile.

 

[powderguy]

I went to turn off the light switch, and accidentally punched a hole in the wall.

AlsoItriedtotypethismessageandIbrokethedamnspacebar!

 

[Mr. dB]

I was getting a check out of the safe at work today, and ripped the door off.

 

[biteme]

I was getting a check out of the safe at work today, and ripped the door off.

Happens to me all the time. At work, they've had to replace the door handle on the exit door 6 times now. I just blame it on the students.