I Am So Hacked Off Why the Heck did I Buy A Boat?

[curling]

I mean I can't ever find anybody that wants to go. My wife says she has a dang migrane so she doesn't want to go. The dude from my work that was suppose go today after work has a finance meeting from church tonight. My oldest daughter comes up with so many excuses it is ridiculous and my youngest daughter would work but she can't see over the steering wheel.

So now I got this killer wakeboard boat that sits in my driveway collecting dust. That was one thing good about surfing you didn't have to depend on anybody you could just go. Hmm I wonder if I could teach a homeless dude how to pull me. Sorry for the rant, but I had to vent I hate paying for a boat that sits in the driveway when I could be grabbing a rail about 7ft in the air.

 

[2 ton hoss]

BRO I HEAR DOBERMAN PINSCHERS ARE PRETTY SMART...

 

[frorider6]

The best 2 days of a boat owners life is the day he buys it and the day he sells it.

 

[Robert Jan]

i disagree. i have my own boat and i get plenty of people to come along.

in fact theres probably like more people i promised could come along sail some time this summer than ill have time for.

its like just 300 yards from my house at the harbour and its quite nice, and i go by myself when i feel like it or noones coming.

 

[beastboy]

I hear you curling! I got a boat for sale myself...I've had it 4 years aand used it 3 times. And tore up the prop and lower unit one of those times.......

 

[curling]

i disagree. i have my own boat and i get plenty of people to come along.

in fact theres probably like more people i promised could come along sail some time this summer than ill have time for.

its like just 300 yards from my house at the harbour and its quite nice, and i go by myself when i feel like it or noones coming.

I would go by myself to but I can pull myself that is the problem. I got a bunch of people that want to go to but they can't bug out of work easy.

 

[john937]

I've been at the lake swimming several times when a boat came by the beach and yelled out if anybody wanted a ride.
They got takers every time.

 

[Crazier]

I know you've seen this before, but I think it's funny as hell and fits you really well...

There are 2 days a man is happy about owning a boat. The day he buys it, and the day he sells it.

Fuck man... it'd be a blast. I'd drive for ya if I could... It's not like I have shit to do today.
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[Crazier]

Ah... fuck. I didn't realize fro wrote it. Fuck you fro.

Go work dem pigeonlegs and get off the net boy!
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[curling]

I know you live to dang far away. I still dig the boat I guess it is too windy today anyway.