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Cutiebaby

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Got the flu bug type crap that is going around! Cannot keep food or drinks, nothing in my stomach..I feel as though I have given birth out of my ass..
Serious question, what will make it feel better?!?!?! Help me :worried:
 
Angel said:
Got the flu bug type crap that is going around! Cannot keep food or drinks, nothing in my stomach..I feel as though I have given birth out of my ass..
Serious question, what will make it feel better?!?!?! Help me :worried:
Giving birth out the butt? At our house we call diarrhea "peeing out your butt". Just a side note.

Anyway, get well soon. Stay hydrated. Get in a drinking zone and stay there. Big straws like from Starbucks or Baskin Robbinbs help. :)
 
curvymommy said:
Giving birth out the butt? At our house we call diarrhea "peeing out your butt". Just a side note.

Anyway, get well soon. Stay hydrated. Get in a drinking zone and stay there. Big straws like from Starbucks or Baskin Robbinbs help. :)
lol, my kids call it "water poops".
I hate drinking water.
 
Angel said:
lol, my kids call it "water poops".
I hate drinking water.
My DD goes, "mommmy, come here! My poo-poo melted!!!!" She was so freaked out. Bless us with our poo poo problems.
 
Angel said:
Got the flu bug type crap that is going around! Cannot keep food or drinks, nothing in my stomach..I feel as though I have given birth out of my ass..
Serious question, what will make it feel better?!?!?! Help me :worried:


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I like to describe it as being able to shit through the eye of a needle. But there is something that can help: Immodium. Over-the-counter at the pharmacy...it'll give your throbbing red balloon-knot a break.
 
I would love to make it stop however i dont want to put a hold on a viral issue, it needs to run its course..I just was wondering if there was anything I can put on it to make it not so sore, I mean I cannot even sit comfortably anymore..It fucking sucks
 
Angel said:
I would love to make it stop however i dont want to put a hold on a viral issue, it needs to run its course..I just was wondering if there was anything I can put on it to make it not so sore, I mean I cannot even sit comfortably anymore..It fucking sucks

So, no anal for needto's birthday?
 
Angel said:
I would love to make it stop however i dont want to put a hold on a viral issue, it needs to run its course..I just was wondering if there was anything I can put on it to make it not so sore, I mean I cannot even sit comfortably anymore..It fucking sucks

emu oil.

if you don't have access to that, vaseline is a close second.
 
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