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I am really REALLY drunk mothe fukcers...

Werd

Werd

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but at least I ain't crasy!!!

Paid 2500.00 sO I know I ain't !!! Now back to my screwdrivers! LOL

Hope that you are all well and happy and tht a;; your dreams come true.
 
werd:

you will be receiving approximately 4,578 requests in the next hour for naked pictures

stay strong girl

tommorow you will regret it :)

-TB

p.s.----where is my screwdriver!!!
 
u know u get faster if u pour booze in your ass hole

has some one use a funnel and pour a shot in your ass hole
 
are you getting drunk in front of your small children? way to be a positive role model in their lives. you are really setting them up for success.
 
I`ll have to look it up, but I don`t think this is allowed. Please read the Sticky "New EF Rules..."

thanks
 
p0ink said:
are you getting drunk in front of your small children? way to be a positive role model in their lives. you are really setting them up for success.
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i dont have any kids

just me and my turd in my pocket
 
gonelifting said:
I`ll have to look it up, but I don`t think this is allowed. Please read the Sticky "New EF Rules..."

thanks
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gonelifting! don't tell me you've turned into one of those nerdy hall monitors

you use to be one of the cool kids!
 
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tripleblonde said:
gonelifting! don't tell me you've turned into one of those nerdy hall monitors

you use to be one of the cool kids!
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just bride em with girl scout cookies and u will be down with the insiders

he is from new jersey ...in the mob i bet
 
i wish my mom would have gone running around the house yelling, 'i'm drunk as a motherfucker' when i was 6 years old...
 
tiger88 said:
i dont have any kids

just me and my turd in my pocket
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with some of the kids i have observed running wild in wal-mart, you have the better choice!!
 
Good thing you know you know about my existance.

When you assume... YOU MAKE AN ASSHOEL OUT OF YOU... and TRY to make an asshole of me.

Sorry if I dont give you permission to degrade me. ;)
 
show us a 90 pic set of you naked in different angles please. all the cool kids are doing it, and your drunk, so if you dont do it then you arnt really drunk :)
 
Poink, did YOUR MOTHER run around drunk yelling things when you were a kid?

The thought that someone would do such a thing would never enter MY mind leaving me to wonder how such a thought would even enter yours.

And if you were raised by parents like that, I honestly feel sorry for you. (no sarcasm whatsoever)
 
no, i had a great, kind, loving, and caring mother who didn't take off her clothes for money, exploit herself on the internet, bring home strange guys all of the time, go off galavanting in another country without me, etc.

my mom is the best.
 
p0ink said:
no, i had a great, kind, loving, and caring mother who didn't take off her clothes for money, exploit herself on the internet, bring home strange guys all of the time, go off galavanting in another country without me, etc.

my mom is the best.
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Is that the best you can do? :FRlol:

Please come up with new material... or go to a board where people give a shit. I am sure that there are at least ten right now with entire pages of threads dedicated to proliferation of such ridiculous nonsense. :qt:
 
Werd said:
Is that the best you can do? :FRlol:

Please come up with new material... or go to a board where people give a shit. I am sure that there are at least ten right now with entire pages of threads dedicated to proliferation of such ridiculous nonsense. :qt:
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you are SOOO gruff and mean.

i like that.
 
Make mean old poink stop calling me names! It is REALLY hurting my feelings because the truth REALLY hurts!!!

WWWWwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh :(
 
Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! LOL

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but

MY EX IS A CRZY MOTHER FUCKER!!!! And he only had to pay 5K to be told that!
 
maybe its just that im so much cooler than everyone here, but when i get drunk i dont sit at home on my computer and post on message boards. man, i really need to get in touch with you peons and learn how to get drunk like an average joe. alcohol and computers, thats whats up.
 
redshirt27se said:
maybe its just that im so much cooler than everyone here, but when i get drunk i dont sit at home on my computer and post on message boards. man, i really need to get in touch with you peons and learn how to get drunk like an average joe. alcohol and computers, thats whats up.
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You obviously don't go to the good clubs. All happenin night club "joints," as I like to call them, have internet kiosks set up to your favorite message boards specifically for slurred drivel to be posted and thrown upon many threads. Sometimes girls will be asking for my number and trying to get me dance but I'm all, "Damnit bitch, Can't you see I'm trying to post on this message board about how trashed I am? Now beat it toots!"

It's all the rage! Get with it or get out!
 
slickdadd said:
You obviously don't go to the good clubs. All happenin night club "joints," as I like to call them, have internet kiosks set up to your favorite message boards specifically for slurred drivel to be posted and thrown upon many threads. Sometimes girls will be asking for my number and trying to get me dance but I'm all, "Damnit bitch, Can't you see I'm trying to post on this message board about how trashed I am? Now beat it toots!"

It's all the rage! Get with it or get out!
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Man I need to get out to those clubs! Imagine, I'd be able to get hammered from the comfort of a swivel chair. I always thought it was "passe" to brag about how drunk you are, but boy was I wrong! Apparently its the new fad to do, especially when you are posting about it to complete strangers. I feel so much better that I'm privy to the facts now. Next weekend is going to be great!
 
LOL Perhaps it would be cooler if I had a cock and posted a "stoner thought for the evening".

heh heh heh
 
Werd said:
And how do you know my panties ain't three years old?
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a got a few reasons why


1. paintes dont last that long
2. u have gained some lard in the ole hips an ass region and over the last 3 years
3. that style of underwear a few ago wasnt that "in"
 
MsBeverlyHills said:
LOL- well at least pour the good stuff- I swear they used really cheap tequilla last night & Ive felt like crap all day!
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I got me some Capt Morgan Private stock, it aint too shebby.


but I take those emergen-c fizzy things before I go to bed.
 
tiger88 said:
a got a few reasons why


1. paintes dont last that long
2. u have gained some lard in the ole hips an ass region and over the last 3 years
3. that style of underwear a few ago wasnt that "in"
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1. If you have as many panties as I do (they are not THAT expensive LOL), then they most certainly WILL last that long.
2. I have LOST a lot of weight. So where did that comment come from?
3. Please explain your initial comment then.
 
Werd said:
1. If you have as many panties as I do (they are not THAT expensive LOL), then they most certainly WILL last that long.
2. I have LOST a lot of weight. So where did that comment come from?
3. Please explain your initial comment then.
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just bustin ur balls


everyone need to be ball busted once and while

:)
 
Gosh...why can't I run into you while you are drunk?

;)

B True
 
Who knows darlin' some day you just might.

Although, I must confess the day I do finally run into you, I want to be stone-cold sober. ;)
 
Werd said:
Who knows darlin' some day you just might.

Although, I must confess the day I do finally run into you, I want to be stone-cold sober. ;)
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Darn it...I was hoping to be sexually assaulted :p

B True
 
b fold the truth said:
Darn it...I was hoping to be sexually assaulted :p

B True
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And just why do you think I said that I wanted to be not only sober, but STONE COLD SOBER?!

If I am going to sexually assault a man, dammit, I wanna fully enjoy it too! Can't hardly do that with my senses dulled... now can I? :qt:
 
Werd said:
And just why do you think I said that I wanted to be not only sober, but STONE COLD SOBER?!

If I am going to sexually assault a man, dammit, I wanna fully enjoy it too! Can't hardly do that with my senses dulled... now can I? :qt:
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DARN IT!!!! All the times I've tried to flirt and she just NOW tells me this?

:bfold:

SERIOUSLY....

B True
 
what's that movie with that stripper chick? i guess she finds out her dad is the main guy who runs things. the only line i can remember from that movie was 'here, use this ice for your tits' or something.
 
Werd said:
but at least I ain't crasy!!!

Paid 2500.00 sO I know I ain't !!! Now back to my screwdrivers! LOL

Hope that you are all well and happy and tht a;; your dreams come true.
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Oh my god, you've turned into MasiiveGunz. I told you you should have come over to my place. I had to make a booty call I did not remotely enjoy since you didn't show up.
 
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