I am ready for my vacation!

[puddlemonkey]

Got vacation coming up next week. Couple small trips planned, nothing major. I'll be more focused on hunting for gummy holes.


Is this slutty?

Oh, and no commenting on my comforter. I let a girl pick it out awhile back

 

[EnderJE]

Did you get the fruit loops pack or something?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Did you get the fruit loops pack or something?

lol no, I only like a couple brands.

I own no Trojans! Worst condoms ever!!!

 

[-SD-]

for some reason those look like they are floating above the comforter, like an optical illusion or something. fucking trippy dude

 

[bw1]

Anal lube?

 

[SpyWizard]

Got vacation coming up next week. Couple small trips planned, nothing major. I'll be more focused on hunting for gummy holes.


Is this slutty?

Oh, and no commenting on my comforter. I let a girl pick it out awhile back

pretty...

and the condoms are a nice assortment..

 

[puddlemonkey]

for some reason those look like they are floating above the comforter, like an optical illusion or something. fucking trippy dude

Put the drugs down Dave.

 

[Faizakafez]

you had a job?

 

[puddlemonkey]

If I'm lucky I'll be able to use a few on Bino when he comes to Portland this winter

 

[puddlemonkey]

you had a job?

You're getting me confused with jobless_wonder in FL.

 

[Faizakafez]

So what escort service are you using?

 

[puddlemonkey]

So what escort service are you using?

 

[chris302001]

LOL check for an adams apple dude......

 

[SaladFork]

100 bux says 99% of those go bad from the expiration date. (which is like 2060)

 

[SaladFork]

P.S. LoL@gummy holes (never heard that)

 

[BMK792]

100 bux says 99% of those go bad from the expiration date. (which is like 2060)

dont think it would bother him, so long as they dont know where he lives

 

[nefertiti]

I'm on vacation for pretty much half the month of august, though just for a few days at a time in each case....where you headed, puds?

 

[puddlemonkey]

100 bux says 99% of those go bad from the expiration date. (which is like 2060)

pffft, those wont make it to December!


well the LifeStyles might, but only cause I'll re-order Durex or Okamoto before I have to use them.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm on vacation for pretty much half the month of august, though just for a few days at a time in each case....where you headed, puds?

I'll be visiting my mother in the tri-cities for 3 or 4 days, and I'm thinking about a possible Vegas trip. You have any plans?

 

[SaladFork]

pffft, those wont make it to December!


well the LifeStyles might, but only cause I'll re-order Durex or Okamoto before I have to use them.

Fuck I hate rubbers, I use saran wrap with a piece of tin foil (for the helmet) and a rubber band which doubles as a cock ring.

 

[Smurfy]

Got vacation coming up next week. Couple small trips planned, nothing major. I'll be more focused on hunting for gummy holes.


Is this slutty?

Oh, and no commenting on my comforter. I let a girl pick it out awhile back

Im ready for your vacation too!!! (that means you wont be posting, right?)

also what's that a picture of?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Im ready for your vacation too!!! (that means you wont be posting, right?)

Just for that I'll be finding a computer and logging on wherever I am!


You will however get a break now, for a few hours, I have a date I need to get ready for...

 

[Smurfy]

Fuck I hate rubbers, I use saran wrap with a piece of tin foil (for the helmet) and a rubber band which doubles as a cock ring.

lmao

 

[nefertiti]

I'll be visiting my mother in the tri-cities for 3 or 4 days, and I'm thinking about a possible Vegas trip. You have any plans?

One weekend in NY. One out in the shenendoah valley of VA. One up in PA diving for my rescue diver class. One in Jupiter FL diving...one in the Keys diving. I can't wait....

 

[all the whey]

One weekend in NY. One out in the shenendoah valley of VA. One up in PA diving for my rescue diver class. One in Jupiter FL diving...one in the Keys diving. I can't wait....

I think you are just stalking that hot diving instructor.

 

[SaladFork]

Just for that I'll be finding a computer and logging on wherever I am!


You will however get a break now, for a few hours, I have a date I need to get ready for...

I just talked to your date, she said she is going to be late... Her wheelchair lift broke and she is stuck in the door of her minivan. She said she loves you and can't wait to sit on your face tonight!

 

[nefertiti]

I think you are just stalking that hot diving instructor.

lol....he'll be with me 4 out of those 5 locations...all at his own suggestion. Taking a class from him will be...interesting, given the nature of our relationship now...I told him if I saw any favoritism, I'd be pissed lol (which I would be).

 

[all the whey]

lol....he'll be with me 4 out of those 5 locations...all at his own suggestion. Taking a class from him will be...interesting, given the nature of our relationship now...I told him if I saw any favoritism, I'd be pissed lol (which I would be).

Has he told you that you are smothering him?

 

[javaguru]

Has he told you that you are smothering him?

TITCR....he may not have said it but he's feeling it...

 

[all the whey]

TITCR....he may not have said it but he's feeling it...

You are reading my mind.

Following him on all those diving trips, and then taking his class!!

I bet he is thinking restraining order and changing his cell number.

 

[all the whey]

 

[nefertiti]

TITCR....he may not have said it but he's feeling it...

Did you miss the part were I said it's all been at his suggestion?

That means he has been the one to initiate all of it. It's hard to smother someone who can't get enough of you.

If anything, I'm the one that should feel smothered over the amount of time he wants to spend with me...but I don't. I'm having fun.

 

[all the whey]

Did you miss the part were I said it's all been at his suggestion?

That means he has been the one to initiate all of it. It's hard to smother someone who can't get enough of you.

If anything, I'm the one that should feel smothered over the amount of time he wants to spend with me...but I don't. I'm having fun.

Yeah

That's what Glen Close said right before she boiled his poor little bunny.

 

[nefertiti]

Yeah

That's what Glen Close said right before she boiled his poor little bunny.

hahahahaha....shush you.

 

[ceo]

I'll be visiting my mother in the tri-cities for 3 or 4 days, and I'm thinking about a possible Vegas trip. You have any plans?

Meatup between the 27th and 31st in the 'Couv!!! I'll be hittin you up on the celly...you gonna be in town that week?


Salad Fork, you still driving down for the meatup?

 

[calveless wonder]

So what escort service are you using?

hahahaha. owned

i love you faiz

 

[calveless wonder]

fuck i have the worst headache right now

 

[puddlemonkey]

TITCR....he may not have said it but he's feeling it...

Definitely! I think he wants you to spend some time with me

 

[puddlemonkey]

Did you miss the part were I said it's all been at his suggestion?

He was just being polite, he wasn't expecting you to say yes.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Meatup between the 27th and 31st in the 'Couv!!! I'll be hittin you up on the celly...you gonna be in town that week?


Salad Fork, you still driving down for the meatup?

I'm pretty sure I will!

 

[puddlemonkey]

fuck i have the worst headache right now

I'd be able to relate if I were to ever go without sex long enough to get one.

 

[calveless wonder]

I'd be able to relate if I were to ever go without sex long enough to get one.

i'll just call you captain deuce

and sadly, picking up girls in washington/oregon/whatever shithole you live in is like selling drugs at a halfway home

you'd make healother look good if you lived in miami

 

[drsketch]

I didnt know condoms came in extra small? haha

 

[calveless wonder]

I didnt know condoms came in extra small? haha

lolooloolol

 

[silverstar1025]

Slut! We should do a poll on how long it takes slut boy to catch something from all these average chicks.

 

[calveless wonder]

Slut! We should do a poll on how long it takes slut boy to catch something from all these average chicks.

lololololol. giving lestat a run for his money!!

oh, and i hat you too

 

[cindylou]

Got vacation coming up next week. Couple small trips planned, nothing major. I'll be more focused on hunting for gummy holes.


Is this slutty?

Oh, and no commenting on my comforter. I let a girl pick it out awhile back

I'm on vacation next week too - same deal, a couple small trips, nothing major. Even though I came into some money in the past couple days i figured it would be in my best interest to pay off a credit card that I've been delaying on paying off. lol.

 

[Chocolate_Thunder]

Got vacation coming up next week. Couple small trips planned, nothing major. I'll be more focused on hunting for gummy holes.


Is this slutty?

Oh, and no commenting on my comforter. I let a girl pick it out awhile back

This just made my morning. Have a great vacation. we'll miss you

Where are the Magnum XL's and the bag of rubberbands?

 

[calveless wonder]

so...these small trips wouldn't happen to be to the farm, would they?

 

[silverstar1025]

This just made my morning. Have a great vacation. we'll miss you

Where are the Magnum XL's and the bag of rubberbands?

He will not be missed. Stop lying to the poor thing to make him feel better.

 

[Smurfy]

im on vacation right now (cant you tell?)
but i didnt go to a destination
Im in wisconsin on business
and today im off work and traveling to chgo to have my son for the weekend before flying home on sunday

 

[all the whey]

He was just being polite, he wasn't expecting you to say yes.

Yeah.

kind of like when you meet a girl, and she asks where you work out. You tell where. Then, she shows up!

This happened twice to me. At the time I thought it was cool looking like a stud at the gym.

Now, I know if it happens again I am going to end up having to find a new gym.

 

[calveless wonder]

you should probably take this valuable time to do stuff like read....

here's a book you could use

http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Idio...d_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1216395086&sr=8-1

 

[all the whey]

you should probably take this valuable time to do stuff like read....

here's a book you could use

http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Idio...d_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1216395086&sr=8-1

You talking about me or pud?

or both? lol

 

[calveless wonder]

You talking about me or pud?

or both? lol

i you too much

puddle on the other hand lmao

 

[all the whey]

i you too much

puddle on the other hand lmao

 

[silverstar1025]

Get a room boys

 

[nefertiti]

Yeah.

kind of like when you meet a girl, and she asks where you work out. You tell where. Then, she shows up!

This happened twice to me. At the time I thought it was cool looking like a stud at the gym.

Now, I know if it happens again I am going to end up having to find a new gym.

lol...not quite. But I know you're just busting my balls right now, so I'm not walking into this any further lol.

 

[all the whey]

Get a room boys

Atleast if I bought CDUB a drink he would appreciate it.

 

[silverstar1025]

Atleast if I bought CDUB a drink he would appreciate it.

Who said I don't appreciate it? I give a nice smile and tip.

 

[calveless wonder]

Who said I don't appreciate it? I give a nice smile and tip.

get lost?

 

[all the whey]

get lost?

lol

that is about right

 

[silverstar1025]

get lost?

I REALLY hate you!

 

[all the whey]

I REALLY hate you!

Ohhhh

So, that's what you say when some n00b buys you a drink.

 

[silverstar1025]

Ohhhh

So, that's what you say when some n00b buys you a drink.

That goes for you too! Who said I was mean when someone buys me a drink anyway? I am ALWAYS friendly when drinking. It's when I am sober I come off not friendly in person to strangers because I am shy.

 

[calveless wonder]

I REALLY hate you!

to hate me is to love me

 

[silverstar1025]

to hate me is to love me

hate means love?
no mean yes?

Got it!

 

[puddlemonkey]

and sadly, picking up girls in washington/oregon/whatever shithole you live in is like selling drugs at a halfway home

I wont argue this, I'd flounder just like you if I were in Florida. The difference between us is I'm not dumb enough to live there.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm on vacation next week too - same deal, a couple small trips, nothing major. Even though I came into some money in the past couple days i figured it would be in my best interest to pay off a credit card that I've been delaying on paying off. lol.

You should come to the NW

 

[silverstar1025]

I wont argue this, I'd flounder just like you if I were in Florida. The difference between us is I'm not dumb enough to live there.

lol at girlless wonder!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Where are the Magnum XL's and the bag of rubberbands?

There are some XL's in there, but I wouldn't expect you to be able to pick 'em out

 

[calveless wonder]

lol at girlless wonder!!

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/8318817-post52.html

 

[silverstar1025]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/8318817-post52.html

 

[puddlemonkey]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/8318817-post52.html

Girl fight!

 

[calveless wonder]

Girl fight!

so...how quickly will it take for your boyfriend to run through all this condoms?

 

[calveless wonder]

because we know you certainly don't use them when you're banging your 2's

 

[silverstar1025]

because we know you certainly don't use them when you're banging your 2's

You know he doesn't because he gets them pregnant.

 

[calveless wonder]

You know he doesn't because he gets them pregnant.

there was supposed to be subtleness to my joke, but if you felt the need to bring attention to it. why not

 

[silverstar1025]

there was supposed to be subtleness to my joke, but if you felt the need to bring attention to it. why not

lol @ cw ever being subtle

 

[puddlemonkey]

because we know you certainly don't use them when you're banging your 2's

I don't bang 2's, I bang 5's.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You talking about me or pud?

or both? lol

Found you a kitty pic, may come in handy.