I am over the edge....

[ChefWide]

I have come to yearn for the taste of gPlennish and Flax oil...



... my whole past life seems invalid.

 

[tuc biscuit]

try four table spoons of low quality olive oil mixed with the same amount of water, that will hurt your taste buds in a fresh way

 

[argent]

Trying mixing in some worchteshire sauce.

 

[ChefWide]

I few tablespoons of strait mineral oil, a hot cup of espresso and a camel no-filter.

Geysir du Poop.

 

[CipherLock]

Chaser of bourbon.

I thought this thread was going to be the lyrics for 'don't push me cause I'm close to the edge'

 

[ChefWide]

Ever heard of Croton Oil? My friends father told a story of getting his ass kicked by the school bully for weeks, who would woop his ass then eat his lunch. He was instructed by HIS dad to put a few drops of Croton Oil on the sandwich the next day, and when bully boy ate it, he apparently shat himself before he could get up from the lunch table.

I love that shit.

 

[CipherLock]

Sounds scary...

poisonous viscous liquid obtained from the seeds of a small Asiatic tree, Croton tiglium, of the spurge family (Euphorbiaceae). The tree is native to or cultivated in India and the Indonesian Archipelago. Croton oil is pale yellow to brown and is transparent, with an acrid persistent taste and disagreeable odour. Highly toxic and a violent irritant, it was formerly…

 

[ChefWide]

Highly toxic and a violent irritant, chefwide's ex should be avoided at all costs.

 

[CipherLock]

Home troubles?

 

[ChefWide]

Home is good. Colon is acting up though.

 

[Becoming]

Ever heard of Croton Oil? My friends father told a story of getting his ass kicked by the school bully for weeks, who would woop his ass then eat his lunch. He was instructed by HIS dad to put a few drops of Croton Oil on the sandwich the next day, and when bully boy ate it, he apparently shat himself before he could get up from the lunch table.

I love that shit.

there is this preservative we had buckets of in the lab... (I won't say the name for safety)

one of the techs mixed up a 1% solution (1g/100ml) and put a few drops on some pieces of bread and threw them outside....

lots o dead pigeons that day.....

 

[canadianhitman]

there is this preservative we had buckets of in the lab... (I won't say the name for safety)

one of the techs mixed up a 1% solution (1g/100ml) and put a few drops on some pieces of bread and threw them outside....

lots o dead pigeons that day.....

And why is it that I still haven't received the samples of this solution that I requested? You know I like to keep things 'fresh' by 'dissappearing' people in new and innovative ways. Please write out a post-it note or something so that you don't forget again.

 

[the nature boy]

(I won't say the name for safety)

was it called..... poison?

 

[ChefWide]

There is a commercial disinfectant called Microquat that is used in the final pot rince in major food service operations. If ingested it causes instant powerful rhea.

Interesting thing: it looks EXACTLY like iced tea.....

 

[canadianhitman]

There is a commercial disinfectant called Microquat that is used in the final pot rince in major food service operations. If ingested it causes instant powerful rhea.

Interesting thing: it looks EXACTLY like iced tea.....

Yet another reason to be courteous to your waiter/waitress.

 

[Becoming]

was it called..... poison?

not really and considering how toxic it was it was weird there are no restrictions on buying it or using it- no one even mentioned how toxic it was....

if I remember correctly it preserves by stopping metabolism in cells (not cyanide or anything people would think of)

canadianhitman- there will NOT be a package waiting for you at the train station....

 

[Becoming]

There is a commercial disinfectant called Microquat that is used in the final pot rince in major food service operations. If ingested it causes instant powerful rhea.

Interesting thing: it looks EXACTLY like iced tea.....

I think there are a few detergents that aren't too good for you either...

 

[canadianhitman]

Awwww.....NOT a package at the train station AGAIN. Why is it there is seldom a package NOT waiting for me at the nudie bar lately?

 

[ChefWide]

Really, a couple drops of Visine are usually enough to creat agonizing projecto rhea, its not that hard... er... literally.

 

[the nature boy]

Really, a couple drops of Visine are usually enough to creat agonizing projecto rhea, its not that hard... er... literally.

I am not sure that this is the case anymore. I'm pretty sure I read it or heard it somewhere, but I don't want to find out for myself.

 

[canadianhitman]

We need a test on this Visine theory...

 

[Becoming]

Whoa- I just checked and I cant believe that stuff has not been more tightly regulated since sept 11th....

tastless, odorless with a 30mg/kg LD50 - 5g will pretty surely finish most people off...

 

[ChefWide]

This thread is for entertainment purposes only. You can kill someone with most of this shit.

 

[Becoming]

This thread is for entertainment purposes only. You can kill someone with most of this shit.

word.... but you can also do it with a rusty $3 hammer...

 

[canadianhitman]

word.... but you can also do it with a rusty $3 hammer...

If the blows don't finish em' off, the tetanus does.

 

[Becoming]

If the blows don't finish em' off, the tetanus does.

this is a funny comment coming frm the most technologically spoiled black ops agent in the biz....

 

[canadianhitman]

Hey, sometimes I gotta go old-school. If I want to make it look like a random attack from a mugger in an alley, I can't very well use the death ray, now can I?

 

[Becoming]

Hey, sometimes I gotta go old-school. If I want to make it look like a random attack from a mugger in an alley, I can't very well use the death ray, now can I?

ixnay on the ethray-day

 

[canadianhitman]

Notice: the forementioned death ray was a purely fictional weapon used only to illustrate a point I was trying to make. We all know that there is no such thing as a death ray, and if there were, the ESoB couldn't possibly be in posession of such a weapon.

 

[canadianhitman]

P.S. Becoming, drop me off some more of those special batteries.... the ol D.R. doesn't seem to have the range it once did.

 

[Becoming]

P.S. Becoming, drop me off some more of those special batteries.... the ol D.R. doesn't seem to have the range it once did.

I think our friend "lando" is in transit...

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

u 2 r crazee