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hello, its zen
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ya hoser
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just for a second then its gone, I love that
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hello, Luca Brasi
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Ulcasterdropout said:
Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter... 's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine child. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty.
Clemenza: The gun'll be there.
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luciasbrown = redcrimefag
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BB has returned eh!
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what up brotha
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i thought it meant brothabill
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I love you all!!! Especially Stiletto!! 
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wtf...
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YASMINA said:I love stilletos too. They make me look sexier and taller.
Hi Sweetie
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patsfan1379 said:
Its simple, today Im going to explain what ZEN is and who I am and the Henway joke. I am ZEN. and that I love all of you, here is what I mean....
Today is the day I explain what ZEN means(for those who always said theyll look it up later)I want to explain that ZEN is that feeling, that essence, its captured, how do you know what eastern meditation religion and nirvana is all about. Youll get that feeling. It takes years, lifetimes, to reach this enlightenment to reach zen, nirvana. When you get this joke and the henway joke youve learned zen.
A student is finally parting with his teacher, off to make his own way in this crazy, mixed-up world. On the final day of his instruction, the two go for a walk in a snowy wood.
The teacher hands the student a book. "This is my book," he explains to the student. "It's a painstaking transcription of the truth of all I have taught you. In it are guidelines on how to be truly independent, truly free."
The student accepts the book silently.
When the two returned to the school, the student chucks the book into the nearest fire.
"What the fuck are you doing?!" the teacher exclaims.
"What the fuck are you saying?!" the student replies.
LOLOL, yeah, Im eringobraugh, you are right, Im ZEN. hahaha!!
Here, I thought you'd like my explanation of these words including what Love is. When you find it you'll know what it is and what ZEN means. You'll understand all of the words in bold. I am Brothabill, the spirit lives on hahahaha!!
Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings and sentiments lived; Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge and all the others, including Love.
One day, it was announced to all of the feelings that the island was going to sink to the bottom of the ocean. So, all the feelings prepared their boats to leave. Love was the only one that stayed to the end. She wanted to cherish the island paradise until the last possible moment.
When the island was almost totally under, Love decided it was time to leave. She began looking for someone to ask for help. Just then, Richness was passing by in a grand boat. Love asked, "Richness, Can I come with you on your boat?" Richness answered, "I'm sorry but there is a lot of silver and gold on my boat and there would be no room for you anywhere."
Then, Love decided to ask Vanity for help, who was passing in a beautiful vessel. Love cried out, "Vanity, help me please."
"I can't help you," Vanity said, "You are all wet and will damage my beautiful boat."
Next, Love saw Sadness passing by. Love said, "Sadness, please let me go with you."
Sadness answered, "Love, I'm sorry but I just need to be alone now." Then, Love saw Happiness. Love cried out, "Happiness, please take me with you."
But, Happiness was so overjoyed, that he didn't hear Love calling to him. Love began to cry.
She then heard a voice say, "Come, Love, I will take you with me." It was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that she forgot to ask the elder his name. When they arrived on land, the elder went on his way. Love realized how much she owed the elder. Love looked for Knowledge and asked, "Who was the elder that helped me?"
"It was Time," Knowledge answered. Love asked, "But, why did Time help me, when no one else would?".
Knowledge smiled and answered, "Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is."[/QUOTE]
Ok, Patsfan. Now you understand who Eringobraugh means(Ireland Forever, ZEN, Love, BrothaBill) who I am(Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all others including the Elder~Time). Do you know the Henway joke yet?
There is no punchline except the one you make up for it. Its the worst joke in the world. The person just wants the other person to say~~~"Whats a Henway?" and so the person can say "OH, about three or four pounds". LOL, thats the joke, so no matter what you can its a henway and the person says whats a henway and you say a couple a pound or whatever the weight you want. Get it, its the worst joke in the world.
BUT, my answer to the Henway joke is I want people to picture a chickens balls just like I want someone to picture the moon. Why, Because Im _____ lol, get it now!!!!
I hope you do, its the funniest joke in the world to me. I know its confusing, but thats because Im ZEN. lololololololololol.
I hope I didnt confuse you!!
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luciasbrown said:Its simple, today Im going to explain what ZEN is and who I am and the Henway joke. I am ZEN. and that I love all of you, here is what I mean....
Today is the day I explain what ZEN means(for those who always said theyll look it up later)I want to explain that ZEN is that feeling, that essence, its captured, how do you know what eastern meditation religion and nirvana is all about. Youll get that feeling. It takes years, lifetimes, to reach this enlightenment to reach zen, nirvana. When you get this joke and the henway joke youve learned zen.
A student is finally parting with his teacher, off to make his own way in this crazy, mixed-up world. On the final day of his instruction, the two go for a walk in a snowy wood.
The teacher hands the student a book. "This is my book," he explains to the student. "It's a painstaking transcription of the truth of all I have taught you. In it are guidelines on how to be truly independent, truly free."
The student accepts the book silently.
When the two returned to the school, the student chucks the book into the nearest fire.
"What the fuck are you doing?!" the teacher exclaims.
"What the fuck are you saying?!" the student replies.
LOLOL, yeah, Im eringobraugh, you are right, Im ZEN. hahaha!!
Here, I thought you'd like my explanation of these words including what Love is. When you find it you'll know what it is and what ZEN means. You'll understand all of the words in bold. I am Brothabill, the spirit lives on hahahaha!!
Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings and sentiments lived; Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge and all the others, including Love.
One day, it was announced to all of the feelings that the island was going to sink to the bottom of the ocean. So, all the feelings prepared their boats to leave. Love was the only one that stayed to the end. She wanted to cherish the island paradise until the last possible moment.
When the island was almost totally under, Love decided it was time to leave. She began looking for someone to ask for help. Just then, Richness was passing by in a grand boat. Love asked, "Richness, Can I come with you on your boat?" Richness answered, "I'm sorry but there is a lot of silver and gold on my boat and there would be no room for you anywhere."
Then, Love decided to ask Vanity for help, who was passing in a beautiful vessel. Love cried out, "Vanity, help me please."
"I can't help you," Vanity said, "You are all wet and will damage my beautiful boat."
Next, Love saw Sadness passing by. Love said, "Sadness, please let me go with you."
Sadness answered, "Love, I'm sorry but I just need to be alone now." Then, Love saw Happiness. Love cried out, "Happiness, please take me with you."
But, Happiness was so overjoyed, that he didn't hear Love calling to him. Love began to cry.
She then heard a voice say, "Come, Love, I will take you with me." It was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that she forgot to ask the elder his name. When they arrived on land, the elder went on his way. Love realized how much she owed the elder. Love looked for Knowledge and asked, "Who was the elder that helped me?"
"It was Time," Knowledge answered. Love asked, "But, why did Time help me, when no one else would?".
Knowledge smiled and answered, "Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is."
Ok, Patsfan. Now you understand who Eringobraugh means(Ireland Forever, ZEN, Love, BrothaBill) who I am(Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all others including the Elder~Time). Do you know the Henway joke yet?
There is no punchline except the one you make up for it. Its the worst joke in the world. The person just wants the other person to say~~~"Whats a Henway?" and so the person can say "OH, about three or four pounds". LOL, thats the joke, so no matter what you can its a henway and the person says whats a henway and you say a couple a pound or whatever the weight you want. Get it, its the worst joke in the world.
BUT, my answer to the Henway joke is I want people to picture a chickens balls just like I want someone to picture the moon. Why, Because Im _____ lol, get it now!!!!
I hope you do, its the funniest joke in the world to me. I know its confusing, but thats because Im ZEN. lololololololololol.
I hope I didnt confuse you!![/QUOTE]
dude i really hope you didnt type that all out. lol.
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also, im just tryin to get to 4,444 posts.
that made my head hurt.
that made my head hurt.
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patsfan1379 said:
dude i really hope you didnt type that all out. lol.[/QUOTE]
lololol, Its a work in progess. Here's another one Im adding.
You have to find the answer to ZEN, dont let others lead you in the wrong direction. Thats what they say of Religions y'know, you have to find ZEN yourself. Here's another piece of the puzzle.
Ryokan, a Zen master, lived the simplest kind of life in a little hut at the foot of a mountain. One evening a thief visited the hut only to discover there was nothing to steal.
Kyokan returned and caught him. "You may have come a long way to visit me, " he told the prowler, "and you should not return empty-handed. Please take my clothes as a gift."
The thief was bewildered. He took the clothes and slunk away.
Ryokan sat naked, watching the moon. "Poor fellow," he mused, "I wish I could give him this beautiful moon."
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wasnt "ryoken" what Ryu from street fighter used to yell when he threw that shit? or was that Ken???? or was that "Hadoooken"...
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one more to go...
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patsfan1379 said:
LOL, I dont know, when you find out let me know hahahah!!.
Oh and explanation of Luciasbrown, that was my handle a coupla years ago, been around longer than that. But I was plat and then my plat expired and I couldnt login under luciasbrown so I made the handle Brothabill, which really wasnt an alter b/c I lost access to this account. Then I was posting using that handle and since I take breaks from the board I didnt want to pay for plat on luciasbrown again until I knew I was going to stay on for awhile. So I took a long break and came back in January and I could still login in with Brothabill using autosign on my computer. BUt I had lost the password to the brothabill account last year. SO, I tried to have BRR change my email in the system to do a password request b/c the hotmail account I used to sign up expired from not using it. It didnt work. So I just continued to use the autosign in. And I had plat on the account b/c of SPongebob.
Well anyways, a few weeks ago my computer crashed and I lost my autosign in. SO I tried to use the plat hotline to get it to work but they never responded and in the meantime I PMd most of the mods that I had to use Eringobraugh until I either got the password to Brothabill changed or switch the plat to this account so that I could start using it again. It didnt work out, so I eventually just bit the bullet and paid for plat on this account so that I could reactivate it. So now, Brothabill account is dead forever, RIP and Im now Luciasbrown, my previous handle. Pretty simple, Im not going to use Eringobraugh anymore its dead too now that I got everything squared away with my plat handle, this one.
So IM Zen basically.
LOLOLOLOL.
I hope everyone gets it now!!!!!
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dude, go post in my dedication thread.
PS. I thought Gambino was Erigoraugh. oops.
good ta have ya back BB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS. I thought Gambino was Erigoraugh. oops.
good ta have ya back BB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nycgirl said:Yes, we get it.
Awwww!! Sweeet!! I just had to explain it all so that everyone is ZEN!! lolololololol and that everyone gets the joke!!! SO that they arent confused any longer!!
ok i get it i think correct me if i am wrong.......brothabill=eringobraugh=luciousbrown????luciasbrown said:LOL, I dont know, when you find out let me know hahahah!!.
Oh and explanation of Luciasbrown, that was my handle a coupla years ago, been around longer than that. But I was plat and then my plat expired and I couldnt login under luciasbrown so I made the handle Brothabill, which really wasnt an alter b/c I lost access to this account. Then I was posting using that handle and since I take breaks from the board I didnt want to pay for plat on luciasbrown again until I knew I was going to stay on for awhile. So I took a long break and came back in January and I could still login in with Brothabill using autosign on my computer. BUt I had lost the password to the brothabill account last year. SO, I tried to have BRR change my email in the system to do a password request b/c the hotmail account I used to sign up expired from not using it. It didnt work. So I just continued to use the autosign in. And I had plat on the account b/c of SPongebob.
Well anyways, a few weeks ago my computer crashed and I lost my autosign in. SO I tried to use the plat hotline to get it to work but they never responded and in the meantime I PMd most of the mods that I had to use Eringobraugh until I either got the password to Brothabill changed or switch the plat to this account so that I could start using it again. It didnt work out, so I eventually just bit the bullet and paid for plat on this account so that I could reactivate it. So now, Brothabill account is dead forever, RIP and Im now Luciasbrown, my previous handle. Pretty simple, Im not going to use Eringobraugh anymore its dead too now that I got everything squared away with my plat handle, this one.
So IM Zen basically.
LOLOLOLOL.
I hope everyone gets it now!!!!!
wow was wondering where "eringobraugh" was....well brothabill HI.....i guess we have been introduced already!!!!
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angel_girl said:
Yeah, thats me lol. Sorry about giving you guys a hassle when you came here. I was just having some fun being anonymous. I hope you and your hubby get that I was only joking around. Its all ZEN. Welcome to the boards, its all one big happy family here. Thats what we do, we just had to haze you a lil bit. So peace!!! Its great to have you here. lolololololololol.
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angel_girl said:
Yeah, Lestat and Spongebob, radar and the mods knew who I was, they just kept the secret well. Gotta hand it to them for keeping the joke. Its all for fun. EF rocks, thats the great thing about the internet and George (The Architect) has created a great thing here with the help of DIgger(the Man). Plus I work with nurses all day long, they rock. Its all ZEN. hahahahahahaaa!!! BTW, there are no chicken mcnuggets, get the Henway joke yet!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! Ive got to go do stuff, later!!
And if people still dont get the henway joke, I posted the answer in this thread on Hamster Chat(hamstershavers chat board) here. Its a deep read lolololol. SublimeZM(ZEN master) and BrothaBran987(another ZENMASTER) and NYCgirl(ZEN MASTER), Jenscat(Another being of light)help explain it
http://hamstershaver.proboards44.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1119649033&page=1
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spongebob said:
You are whoever you wanna be silly.
Oh the announcement of the Death of Brothabill from my chatboard, the original alternative board!! lololololol
http://brothabills.proboards42.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1114899813
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And dont forget to buy all of your Brothabill gear from the new online Brothabill store lolololololol
http://brothabills.proboards42.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1115543866
http://brothabills.proboards42.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1115543866
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spongebob said:
These words are mine...
Threw some chords together
The combination D-E-F
Is who I am, is what I do
No one’s gonna lay it down for you
Try to focus my attention
But I feel so A-D-D
I need some help, some inspiration
(But it’s not coming easily)
Whoah oh…
Trying to find the magic
Trying to write a classic
Don’t you know, don’t you know, don’t you know?
Waste-bin full of paper
Clever rhymes, see you later
These words are my own
From my heart flow
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There’s no other way
To better say
I love you, I love you...
Read some Byron, Shelly and Keats
Recited it over a Hip-Hop beat
I’m having trouble saying what I mean
With dead poets and drum machines
I know I had some studio time booked
But I couldn’t find a killer hook
Now you’ve gone & raised the bar right up
Nothing I write is ever good enough
These words are my own
From my heart flow
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There’s no other way
To better say
I love you, I love you…
I’m getting off my stage
The curtains pull away
No hyperbole to hide behind
My naked soul exposes
Whoah.. oh.. oh.. oh.. Whoah.. oh..
Trying to find the magic
Trying to write a classic
Waste-bin full of paper
Clever rhymes, see you later
These words are my own
From my heart flow
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
That's all I got to say,
Can't think of a better way,
And that's all I've got to say,
I love you, is that okay?
Natasha Bedingfield
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backstreet boys?
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patsfan1379 said:
Its Natasha Bedingfield. She's an unknown artist, I guarantee its going to be a hit. You should order the CD and support her music. Its awesome, I dont think anyone has heard of her yet.
Eating a tangerine is true enlightenment and when you get a rotten pistascio, well thats Karma ~~Zen Master. lololololol
luciasbrown said:
Natasha Bedingfield's song has already been a hit in Australia a few months ago. Its interesting that it has not been a hit in the US yet!!! The US is ahead of Aus with their music so that song should have reached at least the top 10 there sometime at the beginning of this year...
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